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I saw both of them, and they were both funny.

(Ralph gets tossed through window)
"I'm a brick!"

"I just wish I could see their happy faces!"
"Sin of pride, Rod."
"I'm sorry..."
"Sin of remorse."

"Who would want to eat candy bars with laxaitive?"
(Switch to scene in retirement home, where the seniors are eating boxes of the candy)

"Crop circles... What kind of activities are these? No wonder the Indians lost the Civil War!"

"Today is a game of America's finest sport... (Reads card) Baseball!?"

"Ugh, that smells bad!"
(Jumps into pile of manure)

First one was pretty good, damn lot of quotable lines I cant remember. The second one not so good except for Moes burglar alarm .

"Lay off my girlfriend ex-husband"
Not forgeting Ned Flanders secret room.

I thought that the first sucked. Second was pretty good though.

The Simpsons have managed to come out of their "Make Episodes That Blow" phase and are back to the good ole days.

Did anyone see Malcolm in The Middle, by the way? Hilarious, especially when they join the church.

LOIS (referring to a painting of Jesus on the wall): Do we have to keep the painting?
HAL: No, we just have to find an atheist redecorator.

Durandal wrote:The Simpsons have managed to come out of their "Make Episodes That Blow" phase and are back to the good ole days.

Did anyone see Malcolm in The Middle, by the way? Hilarious, especially when they join the church.

LOIS (referring to a painting of Jesus on the wall): Do we have to keep the painting?
HAL: No, we just have to find an atheist redecorator.

What about Francis disguised as an alien to atract tourists.

That was funny, but him delivering the baby was classic.

LOIS: Francis, that is the nicest thing you've ever done for me.
[FRANCIS has a grimace on his face]
You can go vomit now.

Hehe. Italian-American Mexican standoff. And the guy from the Italian-American Defamation League pulling out two handguns.

Montcalm wrote:Don`t miss it.

Favorite scene was Ralph talking to a wolf:

"Will you be my mommy?"

Wolf picks up Ralph by scruff and walks away, Ralph saying, "You smell like dead bunnies."