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In the vein of the masturbation thread.

I know I do.

I'm masticating right now.

So I wonder how many posts it'll take before someone posts the definition of the word "masticate."

Indeed.

Mmmmmmm, Ramen noodles...

Often. In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

XaLEv wrote:Often. In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

Ditto. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?

Occasionaly. It depends if i've been to the pub quiz or not.

What I've masticated already today:

- two celery sticks
- a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
- an ice cream sandwich
- a peanut butter sandwich
- two Excedrin Migraines
- a can of Pepsi (eww)
- a glass of milk
- about to go get another ice cream sandwich

I usually come home from work at about the time for mastication so i'm generally doing it while i log on and view the latest on the HoS.

*glances about his oh so tidy little workspace/relaxation area....*
Yup.....or so the evidence indicates....

Zaia wrote: I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?

I'm not sure I follow...

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Zaia wrote: I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?

I'm not sure I follow...

Are you so sure that's a bad thing?

I am right now

Occasionaly, I have a pretzel or some pizza, but otherwise, but I usually don't masticate while browsing, or anything that rhymes with it.

RogueIce wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Zaia wrote: I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?

I'm not sure I follow...

Are you so sure that's a bad thing?

RI: Hey! I'm slightly offended, I think.

DP, I was merely saying that the pleasure of consuming food is slightly enhanced when I refer to it as "masticating" instead of merely "eating," because "masticate" sound like "fornicate," which is a naughty little word.

Smi: LOL

LOL i loved the title of this thread...but i've not masticated since i had all those (gingerbread)men in my mouth coupled with their milk.

(lack of hummus)

Zaia wrote:RI: Hey! I'm slightly offended, I think.

DP, I was merely saying that the pleasure of consuming food is slightly enhanced when I refer to it as "masticating" instead of merely "eating," because "masticate" sound like "fornicate," which is a naughty little word.

Smi: LOL

You only think? Then I have failed, m'lady...

Oh, wait, my goal is to not offend you... Whoops.

mmmmmmmmmm................. yogurt............

verilon wrote:What I've masticated already today:

- two celery sticks
- a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
- an ice cream sandwich
- a peanut butter sandwich
- two Excedrin Migraines
- a can of Pepsi (eww)
- a glass of milk
- about to go get another ice cream sandwich

[Homer] Mmmm... Health food... [/Homer]

This thread is driving me nuts--I need to stop reading it, because every time I do, I get hungry. I just went out to the vending machines to get some Pop Tarts! Gah.

Mmmm....s'mores....GAH! MUST STOP!!

Yes...currently Sherbert

Zaia wrote:This thread is driving me nuts--I need to stop reading it, because every time I do, I get hungry. I just went out to the vending machines to get some Pop Tarts! Gah.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Pop Tarts, m'lady. Nothing.

As for what I ea...er, masticate: pizza. And nothing but.

Well, maybe a cheeseburger for a change every now and again.

And yes, I'm serious: I eat nothing but pizza and cheeseburgers. And yet I'm about 6'0" and 175.

Many times, I have masticated while browsing SD.net

Yes, quite often. Preferable some kind of snack food.

Very often...