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STEEEEERRROOOOIIDDSS!!!!!



Actually I don't know, but parts of the arms look disproportionate.

Roids. They're bad for you.

That is positively grotesque. Why anyone would do that to themselves is beyond me.

Yeah, that was me in my "scrawny" days.

::Shines fingernails on his shirt::

Er... :wtf::insert "sick" smiley here:

Ack. As to an answer to the thread..i would guess a hook device or something.

Well, I think the man will regret his desicion when he starts to get oooold.

Ack...

If I were that guy, I would wipe my ass with my deltoids.

Wonder if we could pop him......

be funny when his overinflated 'roid muscles tear, and he can't move those massive arms of his.

when did the DBZ characters get haircuts?

I'm guessing it's just flab that was bouncing around, and the picture was taken at exactly the right time, when the wads of fat were in the position where they looked like muscles.

But, since that's absurd, I'd say those are real muscles, he's been on some tough steroids, and this is the actual size of his penis:

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Bah. He's being held up by wires. Normally he collapses to the floor from the weight.

Presumably his arms are not quite so ponderously huge when he's not flexing. Just gigantic.

"Be a Man. Use Your Hand."

Just had to do it. Couldn't resist.

They're gonna burst! Hit the deck!

HemlockGrey wrote:They're gonna burst! Hit the deck!

::::: Dives for cover and starts praying ::::::

On the bright side he doesn't have to worry about not being able to open ketchup bottles on his own.

Holy crap. That guy can probably barely move.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm guessing it's just flab that was bouncing around, and the picture was taken at exactly the right time, when the wads of fat were in the position where they looked like muscles.

But, since that's absurd, I'd say those are real muscles, he's been on some tough steroids, and this is the actual size of his penis:

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(EDIT: Tried to make my rant a little more relevant to this topic.)

No, guys. It's not flab. If he was that fat, how would you see any separation in his shoulders? What about the veins in his arms? Fat hides vascularity, and besides, it doesn't hang like that. It doesn't bulge on the top of your arms.

This "Gregg Valentino" is VERY well known in the bodybuilding community as a real fucking clown. Steroids are NOT responsible for his "growth" either. (Incidentally, I have to point out that steroid use isn't exclusive to those of us in the iron game. The next time someone feels the urge to pick on a bodybuilder's muscularity, for consistency's sake, they'd better go rag those big linemen, those hockey players, and a big percentage of pro baseball players for juicing. I find all steroid use equally negative, whether it's some guy in the NFL making himself a bigger obstacle or it's Ronnie Coleman trying to come in at 265 ripped.)

But I digress.

It's not steroids, not fat in his arms: he injected a substance called synthol into his arms and shoulders.

Synthol is an oil that adds instant size to a muscle, but it's totally non-functional and always looks horrible. It is marketed as "posing oil" in small bottles, but everyone knows exactly what the stuff is for. It just looks all puffy; it's the same size whether you're relaxed or flexing for all you're worth.

It's bad enough that the decent, serious bodybuilders of us have to deal with all kinds of silly myths; e.g., that all of us take steroids, that steroids make your pecker shrink (w/ respect, that's just ignorant; it's your balls they shrink ), we can't touch our toes, we all spend hours in the gym every day, we're not actually strong (whatever that means)--yadda yadda yadda.

Then some retard like Gregggggg comes along, and it's insta-egg on all our faces, no matter how hard we've worked, how "clean" we are. Everything is quickly reduced to accusations of steroid and now, synthol, usage.

That's most frustrating. I think Gregg deserves all the ridicule he gets and then some, but the backlash is bad for others, many times undeservedly.

nechronius wrote:On the bright side he doesn't have to worry about not being able to open ketchup bottles on his own.

It's kinda funny: Gregg w/ the two Gs is quite weak, even for his size without all of that oil in his arms. I read an interview he conducted with some steroid-loaded female BBer who listed her best gym lifts, which he noted he couldn't best.

It didn't surprise me that his body, as well as his mind and sense of aesthetics, was pathetically weak, too.

Damned jerk-off. I HATE this guy!

I don’t want to know how/who wipes his ass.

How does this guy wipe his ass?

[bartsimpson] I wash myself with a rag on a stick. [/bartsimpson]

CorSec wrote:

How does this guy wipe his ass?

[bartsimpson] I wash myself with a rag on a stick. [/bartsimpson]

LOL.

Does he also wear his "fat guy hat"?

Seriously, that retard Valentino probably doesn't wipe his rear at all. He is notorious not only for his laughable build, but also his insane statements to, if you will, the "bodybuilding media."

The things he said he would do to "smell one of Britney Spear's farts" or what he wanted to do to "Sean Puffy Combs, after I put a wig on him" I simply can't repeat. Just gross stuff that came out of nowhere.

I think the guy really enjoys all the negative attention. It's the first he's ever really gotten, so he probably figures any attn. is better than none.

Yeah I heard of synthol. Just inflates the muscles with fluid or something right? Basically useless bulge.