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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck fall into many grammatical categories.

As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."

It's meaning is not always sexual.

It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:

Aggression - Fuck you!
Agreement - Fucking-ay right!
Amazement - Fucking shit!
Annoyance - Don't fuck with me.
Apathy - Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors.
Command - Go fuck yourself!
Confusion - What the fuck?
Denial - I didn't fucking do it.
Despair - Fucked again.
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking question.
Directions - Fuck off.
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable!
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
Encouragement - Keep on fucking.
Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt!
Fraud - I got fucked.
Greetings - How the fuck are ya?
Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics.
Identification - Who the fuck are you?
Ignorance - He's such a fuck head.
Incompetence - He's a fuck up.
Insight - You're out of your fucking mind!
Laziness - He's a fuck off.
Lost - Where the fuck are we?
Panic - Let's get the fuck out of here.
Passive - Fuck me!
Perplexity - I fucking know all about it.
Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?
Pleasure - I couldn't be any fucking happier!
Question - You ain't fucking me?
Rebellion - Fuck the world!
Resignation - Oh, fuck it!
Retaliation - Up your fucking ass!
Suspicion - Who the fuck are you?
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking fuck.
Wisdom - Fuck that shit!
Wonder - How the fuck did you do that?

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of the "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" - Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "FUCK YOU !!!"

ROTFLMAO!!!

Please reference your nu-metal songs. Otherwise it's plagiarism.

Its Monty Python, actually

Drach wrote:Its Monty Python, actually

Are you sure?, I've heard this credited to a LOT of different people, sounds like George Carlin to me.

It's hilarious either way.

I'm pretty sure it is originally Monty Python. But who the fuck cares about plagiarism anyways? And can something actually be plagiarism on a message board? I mean, jesus christ, who cares? I plagiarise my school papers and people don't even care, I should think that a message board would be pretty safe.

Robert Treder wrote:I'm pretty sure it is originally Monty Python. But who the fuck cares about plagiarism anyways? And can something actually be plagiarism on a message board? I mean, jesus christ, who cares? I plagiarise my school papers and people don't even care, I should think that a message board would be pretty safe.

As a writer, I hate you.

Queeb Salaron wrote:

Robert Treder wrote:I'm pretty sure it is originally Monty Python. But who the fuck cares about plagiarism anyways? And can something actually be plagiarism on a message board? I mean, jesus christ, who cares? I plagiarise my school papers and people don't even care, I should think that a message board would be pretty safe.

As a writer, I hate you.

And Robert better hopes Raoul doesn't see this...

Fucking funny!

It's George Carlin - I've heard that routine on one of his albums.

Besides, it's not Monty Python's style.

Quit stealing Carlin's material fool!

Ive seen the HBO special and I have his book where he published that. bleh!

Queeb Salaron wrote:

Robert Treder wrote:I'm pretty sure it is originally Monty Python. But who the fuck cares about plagiarism anyways? And can something actually be plagiarism on a message board? I mean, jesus christ, who cares? I plagiarise my school papers and people don't even care, I should think that a message board would be pretty safe.

As a writer, I hate you.

I agree with Queeb, I have written too many original papers for college to tolerate palgiarism.

Robert Treder wrote:I'm pretty sure it is originally Monty Python. But who the fuck cares about plagiarism anyways? And can something actually be plagiarism on a message board? I mean, jesus christ, who cares? I plagiarise my school papers and people don't even care, I should think that a message board would be pretty safe.

Yes, something can actually be plagiarism on a message board. Let's say you wrote a novel, intending to make money from sales of the novel -- and suddenly unauthorized copies started popping up on message boards. Why would people go to a bookstore and buy your novel when they can read it on half a dozen message boards for free?

Suppose whoever plagiarizes it claims to be you. What if an editor sees it, likes it, and wants to contract you to write more, but they think the plagiarist is you? That's one very lucrative phone call or email you're not going to get.

Plagiarism, whether of for-pay or free material, costs you profitable opportunities even when it doesn't cost you money.

It's Carlin, without a doubt. That one is SUCH a classic! I remember they lip-synched it at a Rocky Horror Preshow.

Robert Treder wrote:I'm pretty sure it is originally Monty Python. But who the fuck cares about plagiarism anyways? And can something actually be plagiarism on a message board? I mean, jesus christ, who cares? I plagiarise my school papers and people don't even care, I should think that a message board would be pretty safe.

Ahem . . . board rules state that you may not discuss illegal activities on this board. Plagarism is illegal. Furthermore, there are likely more than a few board members who might be sensitive about the topic of plagarism (I know a lot of the ASVS regs are.)

As a writer, I would like to say the following:



Fuck you.

Plagiarism will not be tolerated here. Lord Jax proved that.

Dalton wrote:Plagiarism will not be tolerated here. Lord Jax proved that.

No prob Rob...but just a wee bit of necro ?

Ghost Rider wrote:

Dalton wrote:Plagiarism will not be tolerated here. Lord Jax proved that.

No prob Rob...but just a wee bit of necro ?

How the hell did that happen? Wow. I guess it must have been linked from another thread.

I *wondered* how Danny had posted again...