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Found something rather disturbing while searching Google for Yoda's quote I referenced in this thread.

Porn links are a no no ~ Stormbringer

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!

How is this odd? Everyone appears in slash somewhere.

WTF, indeed.

Finding the Padme/Dorme stuff is difficult.

That was strange.

Incidentally, don't we have a rule against linking to porn? Slash is technically porn.

Sadly not even the weirdest I've heard...most of the time they just sorta throw in two guys and go "They have SEX!!!"

Ah well back to mindless yabbering....

*sobs uncontrollably*

Why? Why? Why?...

Raxmei wrote:Incidentally, don't we have a rule against linking to porn? Slash is technically porn.

It'd be nice if they would state these things explictly.

*groan*

Raxmei wrote:Incidentally, don't we have a rule against linking to porn? Slash is technically porn.

I think erotica's okay.

Now wasn't that an interesting little tale!

Damaramu wrote:WTF, indeed.

Finding the Padme/Dorme stuff is difficult.

Their pictures pretty easy for me to find. Padme and her maids are a popular subject. The slavegirls with the tentacles, Metal Bikini Leia are popular as well.

From what I've seen Jabba the Hutt is the Ron Jeremy of Star Wars picture porn.

I have already had Star Trek TOS ruined for me by a lunatic communications proffessor. I refuse to even glance at that perversion. Although I am already getting mental images. O FUCK! Now I'm going to have nightmares. Why did I even look at this thread?

Horrors

Holy poop on a stick.

Actually, I would rather see adult Padme/Sabe stuff...the actress that played Sabe grew up to be at least as hot as Natalie Portman.

Yuck.

Wrong, just wrong.

So rediculous it's funny. I'm actually relieved, I've usually heard "slash" used to describe S/M and snuff.

Uh, the link's not working for me. What is it?

LMAO!! But then... it'd take a slash writer to be able to *really* appreciate and be able to laugh at this type of thing.. hehe.. of course, I didn't read it (that's just gross) but the idea is funny..

Coyote wrote:So rediculous it's funny. I'm actually relieved, I've usually heard "slash" used to describe S/M and snuff.

Well, although it's generally a term used for gay erotica... I can see where it'd be used in snuff [shudders], but not really in S&M... that is, unless it's bloodplay.. err.. my muses are acting up.. [runs off]

~ver

Captain tycho wrote:Uh, the link's not working for me. What is it?

In short:
Qui Gon angsts because Mace Windu wants to have sex with him. Master Yoda teaches him how to have sex with telekinesis. Now that he knows how to make sweet jedi loving, Qui Gon is ready for Mace.

Raxmei wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:Uh, the link's not working for me. What is it?

In short:
Qui Gon angsts because Mace Windu wants to have sex with him. Master Yoda teaches him how to have sex with telekinesis. Now that he knows how to make sweet jedi loving, Qui Gon is ready for Mace.

Uhh.....I think I'm gonna go have a seizure now.

"You must feel the Force flowing through you!"

Raxmei wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:Uh, the link's not working for me. What is it?

In short:
Qui Gon angsts because Mace Windu wants to have sex with him. Master Yoda teaches him how to have sex with telekinesis. Now that he knows how to make sweet jedi loving, Qui Gon is ready for Mace.

Well then, I guess that's, that. Only one thing to do now. It's been nice knowing you all, and I'll see you guys on the other side.

*Explodes* I feel like GMK Godzilla, Spacegodzilla, both Mechagodzillas, Gigan, Megaguirus, Gyaos, and Orga all rolled into one. Yes! Now I've drasctically shrunk mein brain capacity!