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1957

Posted: 2003-05-26 05:39am
by Drach
It's the summer of 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.

"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

"That's cool," says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, and he says
"Whaaaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"

Posted: 2003-05-26 05:48am
by EmperorMing
ROTFLMAO!!!

Wonder who else you will fool... :P :wink:

Posted: 2003-05-26 06:58am
by Darth Gojira
:lol: Very good!

Posted: 2003-05-26 07:31am
by Boba Fett
Hehehe... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-05-26 08:31am
by Montcalm
Good one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 2003-05-27 02:37am
by Gandalf
Heh heh heh.

Posted: 2003-05-27 09:02pm
by NapoleonGH
superb

Posted: 2003-05-27 09:11pm
by Captain Cyran
LOL! That is great. I'm definately gonna have to send that to all my friends.

Posted: 2003-05-27 09:38pm
by Exonerate
Hehe, sending that to people...

Posted: 2003-05-27 09:48pm
by Darksider
That's the 300th time i've heard that joke..........








And it's still funny as hell
:lol:

Posted: 2003-05-27 10:21pm
by kojikun
i was thinking it was the fathers way of making the boy look lude so the girl would ditch him immediately. but then i remembered that during the 50s girls were repressed horny teens.