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So, let's imagine that we can pair up SD.net denizens to have children, no matter their sex (otherwise we in SoS would be tired and HURTING!). What combinations would lend what sort of people?


For instance:

Darkstar + RayCav =


Heh heh. Anyway.


What other combinations would be interesting? Cool? Sexy? Intelligent? Hilarious? Talented? Attractive? Frightening? Or just plain weird?

Cool? Sexy? Intelligent? Hilarious? Talented? Attractive?

You'll have to clone me.

Me and Zaia.



...ok, so it's not just for the offspring

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Cool? Sexy? Intelligent? Hilarious? Talented? Attractive?

You'll have to clone me.

LOL. Cute.

No cloning allowed, otherwise all the pretty little strutting peacocks will waltz in here and say what Olrik just said (love you, Olrik!), so you have to match yourself up with someone.

Or don't even involved yourself at all and pair up people like Shep and Ted.

*blinks*

Oy.

Dalton wrote:Me and Zaia.



...ok, so it's not just for the offspring

Hahahaha, another cutie.

Tell me what our kid would be like and I won't thwap you because you'll have followed directions.

Kelly and me....a VERY horny William Shakespeare would most likely be the result. Or a horny KJA if you consider us hacks.

Zaia wrote:Hahahaha, another cutie.

Tell me what our kid would be like and I won't thwap you because you'll have followed directions.

The Emperor of the Universe!

Stravo wrote:Kelly and me....a VERY horny William Shakespeare would most likely be the result. Or a horny KJA if you consider us hacks.

*ROTFLMFAO*

The laws of the universe warp and the unholy union of Vympel and Axis Kast will produce a...........














Very confused child.

Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

*screams*

What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....

Excuse me while I forcibly purge my memory.

Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....

Oh come now, Mike's not that bad a parent and Ein's not that big a pervert

(sorry, that was bad taste, but that's the first thing I thought of when I read it)

Darth Yoshi wrote:Excuse me while I forcibly purge my memory.

Yay, that means I've done well.

Is this thread inspired by the possibility that there might soon be SDNet children, in light of recent events?

Dalton wrote:

Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

*screams*

Phil! Turn down the gain on Strow & Dalton's bedroom! We're clipping!

Kelly + Zaia
Actually i just wanted to create a pleasant mental image of hot lesbian action

Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time

innerbrat wrote:Is this thread inspired by the possibility that there might soon be SDNet children, in light of recent events?

Did I miss something?

innerbrat wrote: Oh come now, Mike's not that bad a parent and Ein's not that big a pervert

That's just sick.

Knife wrote:

Did I miss something?

Possibly Nitram and Tevar tying the knot soon.

Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

Col. Crackpot wrote: Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time

He would hate himself so much he'd exploded.

Darth Yoshi wrote:

Knife wrote:

Did I miss something?

Possibly Nitram and Tevar tying the knot soon.

Whooops, forgot about them. Well atleast the kid will slide out easier with the pointy hat as a guide, yet the cloak will clog things up some.

Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....

That is so wrong.




But can you imagine if his dick was long enough to have sex with himself.