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Only thing I remember is that it's British.

[Guy walks into his apartment, sees lots of dead people with bullet wounds]
GUY: Why does my apartment look like a bad day in Bosnia?
[30 min later]
GUY: Not now again?

I think it may be Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. The frst part being when the black guy and his gang try to get their money and weed back, the second being when the guy visits the boss he owes money.

Google says the line from Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels is:

"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia"

"One more thing. they're gonna be armed."
"Armed? What do you mena armed? Armed with what?"
"Bad breath, foul language, feather duster. What do you think they're gonna be armed with, guns you twit!"

"Now your gonna tell me the truth, or i'm gonna kill ya. If your lieing or if i think your lieing, i'm gonna kill ya. If you bend the truth in the slightest way, i'll kill ya. In fact it's gonna be very hard for you to stay alive, do you understand?" *nods head* "Good. 'Cos otherwise i'd kill ya!"

Zoink wrote:Google says the line from Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels is:

"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia"

Hmmm. No, I don't think it's 'Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels'.

It's a long time since I saw the movie but I remember the following scene:

Three guys (black I think) have captured a fellow who is chained to a suitcase via handcuffs. The suitcase also has a combination lock. Complication: A crazy Russian also wants what's in the suitcase.

So he enters the room and fires a warning shot, then tell them to hand over what’s in the suitcase. One of the guys says that they can't, since he just shot the one person who knew the combination.

The Russian looks around and sees that the suitcase-fellow is lying on the floor with a bullet in his head. Woops.

The Russian solves the problem by hacking the fellow's arm off!

I think you mean Snatch then.

" Okay Mr Bubble and Squeak, You may enlighten me."

Orbek wrote:I think you mean Snatch then.

Ah, that's the one.