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Finals!!

Starting friday is my cancer class where every essay question is graded like a multiple choice (right or wrong).

Monday I believe is my behavioral class.

Tuesday is my anatomy where like my cancer, everything is either right or wrong.

Wednesday I get to rest with virology.

..somebody.. shoot me?

*shoots Trytostaydead*

Welcome to hell dude, enjoy your stay, I know I am... (not) I'm also hitting finals week, classes are doing full burn and my engines are dead is what it feels like right now. *grumble*

You guys are just now into finals? Damm...

Mine don't start till October.

Hope you do well man.

well, if you go get God a pizza and a 6-pack of Sam Adams, i'll see what i can do about these finals.

Batman wrote:*shoots Trytostaydead*

You only winged him. Shoot him a couple of more times.

Tsyroc wrote:

Batman wrote:*shoots Trytostaydead*

You only winged him. Shoot him a couple of more times.

*Flies over in his own recreation of the Enola Gay, drops a low yield atomic bomb on Trytostaydead.*

I think he's been dealt with.

Gandalf wrote: *Flies over in his own recreation of the Enola Gay, drops a low yield atomic bomb on Trytostaydead.*

I think he's been dealt with.

That ought to do it... .... Dammitt this guy just keeps coming
back. You'd think he'd have the decency to at least try to stay dead for a
little while.

Tsyroc wrote:

Gandalf wrote: *Flies over in his own recreation of the Enola Gay, drops a low yield atomic bomb on Trytostaydead.*

I think he's been dealt with.

That ought to do it... .... Dammitt this guy just keeps coming
back. You'd think he'd have the decency to at least try to stay dead for a
little while.

Given his name that's some good irony.

drives into the thread on a forklift carrying a Soviet surplus, 58 megaton Novaya Zemlya Hydrogen Bomb.
If Gandalf's little firecracker doesn't do the trick, this big bastard will. you'd be suprised what toys you can find in the HAB stock room.

Col. Crackpot wrote:drives into the thread on a forklift carrying a Soviet surplus, 58 megaton Novaya Zemlya Hydrogen Bomb.
If Gandalf's little firecracker doesn't do the trick, this big bastard will. you'd be suprised what toys you can find in the HAB stock room.

Don't blame me. I've recently become aware of a silly concept called "overkill". I plan to abstain from it now.

Though first I must visit this HAB supply cabinet.

Comrade, that was an unauthorized visit to the armory. The NKVD will come for you now.

phongn wrote:Comrade, that was an unauthorized visit to the armory. The NKVD will come for you now.

the NKVD would accost a man with a 58 megaton H-bomb, rigged to a deadman switch?

*waives trigger for all to see

*grabs trolley and sneaks into the armory while everybody is distracted by Col. Crackpot*

Oh golly!!!

*starts loading the trolley*

Batman wrote:*grabs trolley and sneaks into the armory while everybody is distracted by Col. Crackpot*

Oh golly!!!

*starts loading the trolley*

several hundred members of the HAB Marching Band drop thier instruments and each grabs his shoulder slung OICW. thousands of 5.56 rounds and hundreds of 20mm shells rip into Batman rendering his once vibrant body into a fine red mist and pile of splintered bone in a scene worthy of a Dale Brown novel.

Col. Crackpot wrote:

Batman wrote:*grabs trolley and sneaks into the armory while everybody is distracted by Col. Crackpot*

Oh golly!!!

*starts loading the trolley*

several hundred members of the HAB Marching Band drop thier instruments and each grabs his shoulder slung OICW. thousands of 5.56 rounds and hundreds of 20mm shells rip into Batman rendering his once vibrant body into a fine red mist and pile of splintered bone in a scene worthy of a Dale Brown novel.

Ok, the fusilade I had coming but I will SO not tolerate being made part of something that is fit to be put in a Dale Brown novel

*throws nuclear photon gridfire superlaser batarang into armory triggering a chain reaction that consumes the marching band, Col. Crackpot, Gandalf, the HAB base and everybody else whom I forgot to mention, and finally the planet the base was located on*

*furthermore, puts Col. Crackpot on the list*

*thinks to himself that maybe the Dale Brown comment was a little much as he watches the affected section of the armory jettisoned into space before the chain reaction detonation.

I hate properly designed safety systems.

You're still on the list, though.Nya!

*hurls rotten tomatoe batarang at Col. Crackpot*