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It's been awhile since I've been involved in any serious poking, so fire away!

Well, in that case I'll introduce you to the best!!







RAMMING SPEED!!!!!

*pokes newb in the eye with a stick* Yup, he's a newbie alright.

::walks in::
::looks around::

*poke*

::runs out::
::door slams::

NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania

*POKE*


That too

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania

*Smacks DGG with a giant hammer*

Shut up ya' short little bugger. Black Mages rule the day and you know it.

Shinova wrote:http://members.fortunecity.com/shinova/ ... rupoke.jpg


*POKE*


That too

There's the anime style poke I was looking for.

HELLSPAWN HEADSMASH POKE

Welcome noob, enjoy your stay. sorry about your head

poke

Poke.

They lie, you get spankings, but not from me because you might enjoy that. So umm...guys...pull down his pants and spank him silly.

Be careful with some of these guys, they like to poke where no one should ever be poked.

Wicked Pilot wrote:Be careful with some of these guys, they like to poke where no one should ever be poked.

(Shudders)

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks DGG with a giant hammer*

Shut up ya' short little bugger. Black Mages rule the day and you know it.

*pokes Cyran in the eye with a Death Star laser*

Be silenced infidel. Wander back to the TGOD if you dare, the Gnomes shall have their vengeance!

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks DGG with a giant hammer*

Shut up ya' short little bugger. Black Mages rule the day and you know it.

*pokes Cyran in the eye with a Death Star laser*

Be silenced infidel. Wander back to the TGOD if you dare, the Gnomes shall have their vengeance!

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Ow my eye! Hasn't anyone told you not to point laser pointers at people's eyes?!

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

NOOB!!!

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:NOOB!!!

I love that poke! "Best poke ever"

i cant poke i have no stars

aphexmonster wrote:i cant poke i have no stars

You can poke, you just can't be in newbie status... i think

Damnation! I can't find my Skybolt ALBM poking picture!

WOOHOO!

*****POKE*****

and welcome!

Welcome to SD.net noob and POKE