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Posted: **2003-06-07 07:27pm**

And you know this one has to be real, since it's endorsed by the International Association of Past Life Therapists.

Posted: **2003-06-07 07:31pm**

If I was a ghost, why would I want to bring good luck to someone who trapped me in a frikin jar?

Posted: **2003-06-07 07:59pm**

How do we know these are 100% Good Spirits? What if there was a manufactoring error and somehow one of the jars contained a Bad Spirit? If, after buying a jar, my cat got hit by a car, could I sue for fraud?

Posted: **2003-06-07 08:18pm**

Isn't that illegal detainment.

Posted: **2003-06-07 08:59pm**

Ah the gullible.

Posted: **2003-06-07 09:47pm**

I want to hit the people who created that site, it just annoys the crap out of me that shit like that pollutes the net.

Posted: **2003-06-07 09:50pm**

Can Amnesty International do something against imprisoning ghosts.

Posted: **2003-06-07 09:51pm**

One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT?

~Jason

Posted: **2003-06-07 09:57pm**

Montcalm wrote:Can Amnesty International do something against imprisoning ghosts.

We should lobby to force them to set the ghosts free and pay renumerations. All to the 'Free the Ghosts Fund'. Run by us of course.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:02pm**

Mark S wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Can Amnesty International do something against imprisoning ghosts.
We should lobby to force them to set the ghosts free and pay renumerations. All to the 'Free the Ghosts Fund'. Run by us of course.

I shall help in the fra...friendly contribution to society.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:03pm**

The ghosts will thank you for your wonderful 'volunteer work'.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:07pm**

Of course they willfor a small freeing fee

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:07pm**

Mark S wrote:If I was a ghost, why would I want to bring good luck to someone who trapped me in a frikin jar?

Try not to use logic here, it only hurts the brain.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:08pm**

Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason

I don't see why not, although the ghosts will probably bring about your swift demise just to spite you for it.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:12pm**

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason
I don't see why not, although the ghosts will probably bring about your swift demise just to spite you for it.

Or a bad case of ethereal diarrhoea.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:15pm**

Nothing shoots through the pipes like preserved ghost that's gone sour.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:17pm**

Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason

Sure...they taste just like chicken...or is that frog?

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:17pm**

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason
I don't see why not, although the ghosts will probably bring about your swift demise just to spite you for it.
Or a bad case of ethereal diarrhoea.

Hmmm or ethereal calcium deposits....*winces*

Cyaround,
Jason

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:19pm**

Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:22pm**

Mark S wrote:Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.

Mmmmmm...Chewy

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:22pm**

Mark S wrote:Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.

"It's the Scarelli brothers!"
"Friends of yours?"
"Tried 'em for murder! Gave 'em the chair!"

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:23pm**

Dalton wrote:
Mark S wrote:Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.
"It's the Scarelli brothers!"
"Friends of yours?"
"Tried 'em for murder! Gave 'em the chair!"

Yeah... wonder what they taste like though...

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:25pm**

I was thinking more of the library basement from the first movie.

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it."

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:26pm**

Mark S wrote:I was thinking more of the library basement from the first movie.

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it."

Mung from an old

Posted: **2003-06-07 10:28pm**

Ghost Rider wrote:
Mark S wrote:I was thinking more of the library basement from the first movie.

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it."
Mung from an old

I have no idea what that means.

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