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captainreflection at amazon.com wrote: Superlative, Erudite, Inspired, Quintessential Magnum Opus

Who could have imagined that Britney Spears and her Mommy are in possession of literary skills comparable to William Faulkner, Virginia Woolf, James Joyce, John Dos Passos, and Marcel Proust combined? Flitting effortlessly from allegory worthy of Dante and Homer, to farce reminiscent of Waugh, Twain and Thurber, and back again to weltschmerz and pathos no worse than Gogol or Du Maurrier, this roller coaster ride visits the picaresque meadows, the sesquipedalian supermarket, the portmanteau prominade, and the Magister Ludi malt shop without ever stopping for fries and chili beans. For those uninitiated in the arcane, the oblique, or the obtuse, or have not spent time in French Sidewalk Cafes pretending they are speaking to Sartre' while he was scribbling notes for "Being and Nothingness" with one hand, and slurping expresso with the other, I have a suggestion. I would respectfully suggest you work your way up to this Sacred Level of Mount Literati, and the Polymaths who await you there, crosslegged, like Tibetan Monks, mentally x-raying your brainal jello-loaf, divining your comprehension, probing ..... *whew*, where was I?...and read "Why I Wish I Had a Pony" by Christina Aguilara first. I believe this work will prepare you for the larger project ahead courtesy of the Spears Roebuck Authorial team. Don't forget to pack at least 3 boxes of Kleenex (preferrably with that new vaseline coating so you don't chap up from all the blubbering), and keep some sort of dog or cat nearby in case you need to pet something furry in mid-read. There seems to be no question now that Britney and her Mommy have displaced Jewel as the greatest writer of her generation.

neoolong wrote:I wonder if that 5 star was meant to show that it was actually good, or as part of the exaggerated praise.

Durran Korr wrote:

neoolong wrote:I wonder if that 5 star was meant to show that it was actually good, or as part of the exaggerated praise.

The latter, of course.

Drewcifer wrote: I wonder how many people will take that seriously?

A funny nitpick though: he misspelled "espresso".

neoolong wrote:I find it odd that so many people spell it expresso for some reason.

Drewcifer wrote:

neoolong wrote:I find it odd that so many people spell it expresso for some reason.

Don't even get me started! I owned a coffee shop for several years and it was very hard not to correct every person that asked for "expresso". Some days I wanted to hold up a sign and ask them to show me where the "x" was

Montcalm wrote: What Britney Spears wrote a book,does it have a big image on every page.

Darth Yoshi wrote:What hellspawn authorized a book by Britney Spears?

Darth Yoshi wrote:What hellspawn authorized a book by Britney Spears?

neoolong wrote:

Darth Yoshi wrote:What hellspawn authorized a book by Britney Spears?

Somebody she was blowing maybe?