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Posted: **2003-06-09 01:38pm**

http://www.brainyhumor.com/content/jokes/jokes_573.html

#18 (of course) and #20 are my favorites. Enjoy.

Posted: **2003-06-09 01:54pm**

I've seen these before, but they're still amusing.

My favourite is #2: "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."

Posted: **2003-06-09 02:01pm**

I laugh everytime i read those.

Posted: **2003-06-09 02:03pm**

Still love em...

Some truly screwy ones.

Posted: **2003-06-09 03:32pm**

Oldies but goodies.

Posted: **2003-06-09 04:54pm**

I must have read it 5 times before, but it's still funny. But I remember #11 saying "The shits" instead of "The runs".

Posted: **2003-06-09 04:57pm**

Link must be broke cause all I get is spammed by porn.

Posted: **2003-06-09 04:59pm**

Sr.mal wrote:Link must be broke cause all I get is spammed by porn.

Must be on your side cause the link works fine.

Posted: **2003-06-09 08:04pm**

#22 LOL

Posted: **2003-06-09 08:07pm**

I like 17 and 18

Posted: **2003-06-09 08:29pm**

SyntaxVorlon wrote:#22 LOL

It'd be funnier if it actually happened that way.

Posted: **2003-06-10 03:21am**

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sounds like something I'd do actually.

Like when you watch videos you taped off the TV and you think the old news is the current news. Very confusing.

Posted: **2003-06-10 06:48am**

Amstrad wrote:Like when you watch videos you taped off the TV and you think the old news is the current news. Very confusing.

omg, I've actually done that before! I've also been confused by old commercials on homemade tapes.

Posted: **2003-06-10 07:04am**

Robert Treder wrote:
Amstrad wrote:Like when you watch videos you taped off the TV and you think the old news is the current news. Very confusing.
omg, I've actually done that before! I've also been confused by old commercials on homemade tapes.

There is a little button on your VCR with the word pause on it,its great that way you won`t be confuse seeing the old woman saying "Where`s the beef"

Posted: **2003-06-10 07:05am**

LOL.

That's all I can say on the matter. Though I have read it before.

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