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Ok, sitting on the can today, reading over an old newpaper I've already read, so I'm reading things I usualy don't read. I decide to check ou the Celberty Birthdays. It said this "Talk show host Jenny Jones is 57."





PLease tell me this is a typo.

sitting on the can today,

Yes, I know you didn't need to know that, don't mention it.

57? Shit that's old. She must wear tons upon tons of heavy duty fuck off make up and really really flattering camera lenses and lighting. I thought she was like mid forties or something.

Probably takes a mining crew to get rid of all that makeup after her latest annoying piece of shit show.

And who reads on the toilet? Not I. No thanks. My bed suffices.

anarchistbunny wrote:Ok reading over an old newpaper I've already read, so I'm reading things I usualy don't read. I decide to check ou the Celberty Birthdays. It said this "Talk show host Jenny Jones is 57."





PLease tell me this is a typo.

It may be true with all the facelifts celebrities get we can`t tell how old they are sometime.

She could look good naturally, but i doubt it with show biz

Botox, silicone, collagen. she's a mobile chemical lab with tits. quick somebody acll Hans Blix!

How old was that newspaper?

neoolong wrote:How old was that newspaper?

If on the front page you see Ronald Reagan was shot,then i think its really old news.

If you really want to feel sick, go find out how old Martha Stewert is.

At least you discovered that in the appropriate venue!

Col. Crackpot wrote:Botox, silicone, collagen. she's a mobile chemical lab with tits. quick somebody acll Hans Blix!

Even more so, Cher is worse

theheap wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:Botox, silicone, collagen. she's a mobile chemical lab with tits. quick somebody acll Hans Blix!

Even more so, Cher is worse

But, her final performance was a while ago, right? I think she went back to the shop for repairs after that.

I feel sorry for people like that. Just imagine getting out your driver's liscence and realizing that it doesn't match your current face.

Vympel wrote:And who reads on the toilet?

Me.

You know, the loo is a great place to catch up on old military tech journals and catalogs, just in case you would like to know.

Nathan F wrote:

Vympel wrote:And who reads on the toilet?

Me.

You know, the loo is a great place to catch up on old military tech journals and catalogs, just in case you would like to know.

I guess your books have yellow and brown stain on them.

aerius wrote:If you really want to feel sick, go find out how old Martha Stewert is.

Wait a minute, born Oct. 7 1922? Is that right? That makes her 80, wtf is the world coming too.

Col. Crackpot wrote:Botox, silicone, collagen. she's a mobile chemical lab with tits. quick somebody acll Hans Blix!

If you look up here skirt you shall see the truth. A wrinkled hairy horror she is.....

Smurf v2.0 wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:Botox, silicone, collagen. she's a mobile chemical lab with tits. quick somebody acll Hans Blix!

If you look up here skirt you shall see the truth. A wrinkled hairy horror she is.....

GAH never put horrible images like that in our minds.

POKE the noob

anarchistbunny wrote:

aerius wrote:If you really want to feel sick, go find out how old Martha Stewert is.

Wait a minute, born Oct. 7 1922? Is that right? That makes her 80, wtf is the world coming too.

Seven years older than my dad? No way is that right. Her mother's been on her show recently. And she looked eighty, not the nigh-on one hundred she would have to be.

Actually I believe Martha's 62 or 63, depending on when her birthday is. I was watching CNN do a special on her and it mentioned that she first got on a magazine cover in 1961, and that she was 19 at the time. Still, she's almost old enough to be my grandmother.

Nathan F wrote:

Vympel wrote:And who reads on the toilet?

Me.

You know, the loo is a great place to catch up on old military tech journals and catalogs, just in case you would like to know.

I read only what is near me so maybe the back of a soap box or i read the directions on shaving cream.

Oh yeah and smurf, that was gross.

Oh for Darwin's sake people! Just cut her open and count the damn rings if it matters.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh for Darwin's sake people! Just cut her open and count the damn rings if it matters.

Are you kidding... its probably easier then it sounds. We would need a lightsaber to cut through all that plastic and metal in her

Montcalm wrote:

Nathan F wrote:

Vympel wrote:And who reads on the toilet?

Me.

You know, the loo is a great place to catch up on old military tech journals and catalogs, just in case you would like to know.

I guess your books have yellow and brown stain on them.

uhm...no.....

Nathan F wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

Nathan F wrote: Me.

You know, the loo is a great place to catch up on old military tech journals and catalogs, just in case you would like to know.

I guess your books have yellow and brown stain on them.

uhm...no.....

Indeed, he respects the book hence why only white stains are present.

That is just wrong, so wrong...

*walks off shaking head*