If your over 30 , you should be dead.
Posted: 2003-06-12 09:05pm
I heard this on the radio this morning. I thought it was kinda amusing.
Subject: Over 30
>
> People over 30 should be dead.
> According to today's regulators and bureaucrats,
> those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's,60's,
> or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't
> have survived.
>
> Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
> lead-based paint.
>
> There was nothing to stop us from sticking a
> fork in an electrical outlet.
>
> We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,
> doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had
> no helmets.
> (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)
>
> As children, we would ride in cars with no seat
> belts or air bags.
>
> Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm
> day was always a special treat.
>
> We drank water from the garden hose and not from
> a bottle. Horrors!
>
> We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop
> with sugar in it, but we were never overweight
> because we were always outside playing.
>
> We shared one soft drink with four friends, from
> one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
>
> We would spend hours building go-carts out of
> scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find
> out we forgot the brakes. After running into the
> bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
>
> We would leave home in the morning and play all
> day, as long as we were back when the street lights
> came on.
> No one was able to reach us all day.
>
> No cell phones. Unthinkable!
>
> We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64,
> X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable,
> video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell
> phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
>
> We had friends! We went outside and found them.
>
> We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball
> would really hurt.
>
> We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones
> and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these
> accidents.
>
> They were accidents. No one was to blame but us.
> Remember
> accidents?
>
> We had fights and punched each other and got
> black and blue and learned to get over it.
>
> We made up games with sticks and tennis balls
> and ate worms and mud pies, and although we were told it
> would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the
> worms live inside us forever.
>
> We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and
> knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in
> and talked to them.
>
> Little League had tryouts and not everyone made
> the team.
> Those who didn't had to learn to deal with
> disappointment.
>
> Some students weren't as smart as others, so
> they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the
> same grade.
>
> Horrors! Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
> Our actions were our own. Consequences were
> expected.
>
> The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke
> a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the
> law. Imagine that!
>
> This generation has produced some of the best
> risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors,
> ever.
>
> The past 50 years have been an explosion
> of innovation and new ideas.
>
> We had freedom, failure, success and
> responsibility,
> and we learned how to deal with it all. And
> you're one of them!
> Congratulations.
>
> Please pass this on to others who have had the
> luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government
> regulated our lives, for our own good...
>
> Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't
it?