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I'm back!

Posted: 2003-06-16 03:30am
by Vertigo1
Man, I had a total BLAST! As some of you guys know, I went on a two week vacation to California and visited my grandparents in Goleta (which is just outside of Santa Barbara). I took the liberty of taking a fair ammount of pictures on the way there, and back. Most of them are pictures of the scenery for those of you in desperate need of new desktop pics. :) On the way back, I visited the Grand Canyon (and spent the night there). If you guys haven't ever been there, GO! Its absolutely breathtaking! What was really neat was when we got back to the trailer to change clothes (it got chilly pretty damn quick). When we got out, there were atleast a dozen elk grazing in the RV park! I immediately went for the video camera and started taping it. Three of them even spent the night there! (one of them atleast six feet from my window in the 5th wheel trailer! :shock:

I'll post the pictures when I clear out enough space on my host.

I also got to meet that star wars kid. If you think he was a dork in that video....oooohhh boy! He's even loonier in real life than he was in that video! I met him at the Santa Barbara mall in EBX. He walked in, picked up a copy of Rouge Leader and yelled out loud "Rouge Squadron, this is rogue leater!" I shit you not! He is the personification of the "scifi nerd" stereotype. I walked up and asked him if he was that dork in that video that got posted all over the web. He was like "Ohh shit, not ANOTHER one!" We got into a conversation about the video that got posted, and he started acting like a total ass. He's got an ego even larger than Rican's. ;) He started ranting about how he was embarassed by that video (which he admitted to helping capture to a computer which acted as a public server) and that he convinced his parents to sue the people that released it. It was right then that I told him exactly what I thought of him. After I said my piece, everyone else in the place jumped all over him telling him what a fucking dork he is. :P

Posted: 2003-06-16 03:40am
by Gandalf
Whoa, cool.

Glad to have you back though.

Posted: 2003-06-16 03:51am
by Vertigo1
You also wouldn't believe all the fundie signs I saw on my way through Oklahoma and Texas.... It was enough to make even the moderates SICK! I swear, there were atleast 30 signs per major city telling everyone to repent or that sex before marrage is evil and that you'll go to hell! It was all I could do to keep from going ballistic! The only thing that saved me from going insane was my mp3 player and my copy of the latest SW novel (which I barely read after I left those states because of all the scenery)

Posted: 2003-06-16 03:57am
by Enforcer Talen
and to think in cali I saw 30 signs advertising the rhinocerous mint gentlemen's club.

wb btw

Posted: 2003-06-16 04:15am
by Shinova
Good to see California has captured your heart and soul :twisted:


Welcome back. :P

Posted: 2003-06-17 01:29pm
by Vertigo1
:)

Speaking of California.....how the hell do you people survive out there? When you folks get on the road, you're NUTS! The only people worse than you guys are the texans! I swear, I saw more near misses in 10 minutes in LA than I saw in two years in Memphis! (and to think I was born in LA too! :D) And the road system....man, thats even MORE fucked up than Memphis'...and I never thought anything could get worse than Memphis'. :lol: The morons doing construction don't even tell you what lane they're working on until the LAST second, which caused a huge backup you wouldn't believe....


As for Texas.....holy SHIT! They'll swerve all over the road in their burnt-out crap, but don't you dare honk back at them. They're likely to blow your head off! The second a lane goes away for any reason, they'll race up to the front to beat eachother, and nearly cause a chain reaction in the process! For a while I didn't think I'd make it out alive. :P

Posted: 2003-06-17 02:07pm
by Zaia
*kisses the tip of Vert's nose*

Good to have you back, hon. Glad you had such an amazing experience! :D

Posted: 2003-06-17 02:21pm
by XaLEv
Vertigo1 wrote: As for Texas.....holy SHIT! They'll swerve all over the road in their burnt-out crap, but don't you dare honk back at them. They're likely to blow your head off! The second a lane goes away for any reason, they'll race up to the front to beat eachother, and nearly cause a chain reaction in the process! For a while I didn't think I'd make it out alive. :P
You should go to Odessa sometime. Fuck, are there some bad drivers there.