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Today I learned what "boner", "getting a boner", "getting boned", and such similar terms meant.


What about you? What new and interesting thing did you learn today?

?! How old are you?

omg are you serious............. seriously....


























no..... seriously....

Shinova wrote:Today I learned what "boner", "getting a boner", "getting boned", and such similar terms meant.


What about you? What new and interesting thing did you learn today?

I learned that filling a bottle cap with wax, match-head shavings and then lighting it off creates a lot of smoke and is not a good thing to do in an enclosed space, especially when your parents may or may not think your doing certain neurcotics.

Shinova wrote:Today I learned what "boner", "getting a boner", "getting boned", and such similar terms meant.


What about you? What new and interesting thing did you learn today?

You're kidding, right?

Good God you people!

Okay, so I didn't know what "boner" exactly meant till today! So what!? Don't look at me like I'm some kind of a freak just cause of that!




Note: I'm 18.

Shinova wrote:Good God you people!

Okay, so I didn't know what "boner" exactly meant till today! So what!? Don't look at me like I'm some kind of a freak just cause of that!




Note: I'm 18.

Maybe if you were a fat girl locked in the basement for 18 years, that would make sense.

But if you're a guy, then either you're really stupid, or emasculated.

you must understand, shinova lives a very very sheltered life.

I learned that trying to hammer your 1394 adapter into connecting to the internet is silly when you already have an Intel Pro 100/S adapter there that can do it easier.

EDIT: *snicker* *snort*

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Shinova wrote:Good God you people!

Okay, so I didn't know what "boner" exactly meant till today! So what!? Don't look at me like I'm some kind of a freak just cause of that!




Note: I'm 18.

It's ok Shinova. *looks at Shinova like he's he's a freak.*

hah

Don't worry Shinova, I learn stuff like this everyday, and get laughed at everytime. "Boner" is one that I just recently learned also..

Today however I learned that so far The DaVinci Code is a pretty good book.

I also learned that a hat looks rather good on me, even though I have mass curly hobbit hair.

lux wrote: I also learned that a hat looks rather good on me, even though I have mass curly hobbit hair.

well, youve got the hair, ive got the feet. my friends have aptly named me froto

lux wrote:Don't worry Shinova, I learn stuff like this everyday, and get laughed at everytime. "Boner" is one that I just recently learned also..

Today however I learned that so far The DaVinci Code is a pretty good book.

I also learned that a hat looks rather good on me, even though I have mass curly hobbit hair.

Don't knock curly hobbit hair, put it up right and you can look like Tom Baker.

I learned that if you give my ancient Briggs and Stratton lawnmower one slow tug on the starter cord and follow it up with a hard yank, it'll start almost every time.

I learned that seventy year old Royal manual typewriters work better than five year old computers.

I learned not even Prevacid can defeat the combined forces of Greasy Hamburger and Six Cups of Coffee.

I learned there's a price war going on between two nearby, neighboring gas stations. As a result, I can now buy gas for $1.25 a gallon (and falling).

I learned today that the dog variety of the heimlich manuever actually works.

I learned that 2 hours lying still on a clinic bed atracts a lot of attention.

Gil Hamilton wrote:I learned today that the dog variety of the heimlich manuever actually works.

dog variety? explain?

drifter god wrote:well, youve got the hair, ive got the feet. my friends have aptly named me froto

I am known as Fro-do

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Don't knock curly hobbit hair, put it up right and you can look like Tom Baker.

Sadly enough it won't poof up that much.

You should go shopping early so you don't have to go to Wal-Mart after 11PM and put up with narrow and/or blocked aisles, slow service, and not much varietty in anything.

I learned that I enjoy hot, melted cheddar cheese on just about anything

drifter god wrote:dog variety? explain?

Alright, there is a variety of the heimlich manuever that works on dogs when they get something stuck in their esophegus. I had to do this, because my dog got his chompers on a bit of bone that got lodged in his throat.

I learned that the Geofront from Evangelion is 13.75 kilometers in diameter. And I'm happy because that's something I've been wanting to know for months.

And I'm sorry, Shin, but I just have to laugh at your until recent ignorence concerning "boner". But I don't mean anything bad by it: it's just funny.

I learned that nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.