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Pigheaded

Posted: 2003-06-19 07:27am
by His Divine Shadow
Found this on the darwinawards site:
"Two animal rights activists were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn by freeing a captive herd. Suddenly all two thousand of pigs stampeded through the gate they were opening, and trampled the hapless protesters to death. "

This one was also funny:
"Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. "

Posted: 2003-06-19 07:31am
by Gandalf
ROTFLMAO!!!

Posted: 2003-06-19 07:40am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!

Serves 'em right!

Posted: 2003-06-19 09:25am
by Amstrad
Amusing... yet wrong somehow. :roll:

EDIT: post 42! (well, I'm pleased anyhow)

Posted: 2003-06-19 03:55pm
by thecreech
Morons... but then again that is what the darwin awards are about.

Posted: 2003-06-19 04:05pm
by Batman
LITSLMAO!*

The terrorist one is especially funny.




*Lurking in the shadows laughing my ass off. I'm Batman, remember?

Posted: 2003-06-19 04:12pm
by neoolong
Ah irony.

Posted: 2003-06-19 04:24pm
by thecreech
This is one of my favorites

jatojetcar

Posted: 2003-06-19 04:27pm
by Admiral Valdemar
theheap wrote:This is one of my favorites

jatojetcar
The second Darwin Award book says it's false though, but still funny.

Posted: 2003-06-19 04:33pm
by thecreech
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
theheap wrote:This is one of my favorites

jatojetcar
The second Darwin Award book says it's false though, but still funny.
Really? damn it now it is no longer one of my favorites

Posted: 2003-06-19 04:45pm
by Ghost Rider
LMAO...fine tales there HDS, fine tales.

Posted: 2003-06-19 05:03pm
by 2000AD
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 2003-06-19 05:05pm
by Sea Skimmer
Amstrad wrote:Amusing... yet wrong somehow. :roll:
Indeed, all of them died too quickly

Posted: 2003-06-19 07:20pm
by Andrew J.
Mmm...animal rights activist...