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Has anyone seen or heard from Iggy lately? I'm a bit worried.

Me too. I miss the guy. Besides, he has to let me in Mecha Maniacs!

Edit: The last time he posted was on the 29th.

Yeah...the MM's are getting antsy.

It's been three weeks and no reply...hope everything is okay.

Hmm... his last post (that I could see) was on May 29th, and mentioned nothing about leaving.

IIRC Iggy is temping and sometimes they give you assignments out of the blue that might have him working where he does not have access to a computer, working hours where he may not have time to post when he gets home. At least I HOPE thats the case.

You know, if this wasn't so serious, I'd crack a joke about temping. (not the actual job itself, but something related to it)

Is this the reason Perversion hasn't been updated in a while?

Wish I knew where he was.

That's okay, the Assasain Droid Pro Temp is here to take his place.

Loooooooooooooooonestar!

BLASPHEMY!

No one can replace our assassin droid.

Well, no matter where he is, he is our Evil Assassin Droid of Doom, and we love him.

This thread has inspired me to write the following poem:


No Te Metas Con Mi Robusteza del Asesino

No te metas con mi Robusteza del Asesino ,
que no te hizo ningun mal.
No se tomo tu bebida,
no se comio tu cereal.
No hizo sus necesidades
en el frente de tu casa,
y cuando hiciste una pizza
no hundio la pata en la masa.
No lo insultes ni le pegues,
o te las veras conmigo
No te metas con mi Robusteza del Asesino ,
mi Robusteza del Asesino es mi amigo.

Zoink wrote:This thread has inspired me to write the following poem:


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From what I can understand, that's pretty funny. Do you have a rough translation, or does it lose it's humour in english?

I dont speak spanish...I speak German.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:BLASPHEMY!

No one can replace our assassin droid.

Well, no matter where he is, he is our Evil Assassin Droid of Doom, and we love him.

Well, you better elect a new Assasain Droid then, cause I'm the pro temp.

Cowabunga!

3rd Impact wrote: From what I can understand, that's pretty funny. Do you have a rough translation, or does it lose it's humour in english?

YES! Give me a second, gotta make it rhyme and stuff.....

Please don't kill my Assassin Droid

Please don't kill my Assassin Droid,
He hasn't bothered you.
He hasn't kicked you in the shin
Or spit inside your shoe.
He hasn't bitten off your nose
Or stomped on your rear end.
Please don't kill my Assassin Droid,
My Assassin Droid's my friend.


OK SO ITS PLAGIARIZED, ALL CREDIT GOES TO RICK WALTON AND HIS "PLEASE DON'T KILL MY ANTELOPE"

Don't forget he lost Amanda not so long ago. He might still be recovering from her tragic loss. If you see this Iggy, we miss you.

Lord Pounder wrote:Don't forget he lost Amanda not so long ago. He might still be recovering from her tragic loss. If you see this Iggy, we miss you.

We do, indeed. Iggy, come back to us!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Zaia wrote:Wish I knew where he was.

Yeah, same here. I've been wondering where Iggy was for a long time. I hope he comes back soon, I'm almost beginning to worry.

Lonestar wrote:That's okay, the Assasain Droid Pro Temp is here to take his place.

Loooooooooooooooonestar!

*A Hadoken wipes the imposter off the face of the planet.*

There is only one Assassin Droid, you cannot take his place.

*Follows up HADOKEN with a GRIDIREDOKEN*

Bitch.

*Follows up -Dokens with a stern ticking off to the remains.*

I thought something was missing around here....I just couldn't quite put my finger on it but now that Kelly mentioned it, yeah, come on back Iggy! We miss you!

Damn, he's been gone that long already?

Your Hadokens are no match for my Southern Baptist Immunity Shield(tm).

Seriously, I hope Iggy comes back.

Lonestar wrote:Your Hadokens are no match for my Southern Baptist Immunity Shield(tm).

Seriously, I hope Iggy comes back.

LOGICDOKEN! *Your immunity shield collapses nder the wrath of my logic*

We miss you Iggy! Look at me, smiting HEATHENS in your defense. Come back! come back...