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Here in the great state of Texas, pissing outside is much more than a common occurance, it's almost a tradition. It's practically a right, so I was wondering for all you other people outside of here, would you ever take a wiz outside while within city limits.

My mom has an artstudio in a little piece of uncommertialized land right next to a army base, lots of forestry, the only toliet is about 80 yards away, and a piss out there all the time, but that doesn't really count. I have pissed in a friends backyard and in a relative's front yard.

Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this...

Uhh... I don't recall pissing outside within a city, but that's just me...

Some Texans are like wildlife they mark their territory.

You're an amateur. I've taken pisses in random parking lots, in a cemetary in broad daylight (not on a grave!), in my yard (it's a corner lot, so no matter where you stand you can be seen from the street), behind businesses, on railroad tracks, off bridges, in people's shrubbery, not to mention out windows, in basement sinks...and a few other places I don't think the statute of limitations have expired for.

I have a perfectly good reason for all this barbaric behavior. I drink a lot.

Wow, and America is the world's top nation everybody.

*everyone applauds*

Well, shit I've pissed outside quite often. Generally though I've been drunk at the time.

Wow. People have problems with pissing outdoors while in a city?

Weirdos.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Wow, and America is the world's top nation everybody.

*everyone applauds*

The really sad thing is that you refined, civilized to a fare-thee-well Brits lost the top spot to a bunch of piddling-in-public ass-scratching barbarians like us.

XaLEv wrote:Wow. People have problems with pissing outdoors while in a city?

Weirdos.

Generally, in the country I have no problem, in the city they have public toilets in my backwater of a nation.

we only have one bathroom if someone is in it and i have to piss real bad then i will go in my back yard

Generally, in the country I have no problem, in the city they have public toilets in my backwater of a nation.

Pfft. This is how we seperate the strong from the weak.

I've pissed in the yard, in parks and by the sides of roads.

When ya gotta go ya gotta go.

Then in actual fact, what some people say about the US being a total shithole is correct to some extent.

Only in parks or other dark secluded areas where I won't be caught mid-stream.

When you're out camping miles from a public restroom, then yes, you go in the woods.

of course, if you don't watch where in the woods you are at the time, you wind up like my ex-hubbie, who discovered the weeds he'd been in were actually poison ivy. He couldn't touch his cock for a week....

Then of course, those who've ever driven long distances with young children understand the necessary stop by the side of the interstate.

Nephew Alex: "An'Kaffy? I gotta go."
Me: "Umm.. can you wait just 10 more minutes Alex?"
Alex: "I've been waiting An'Kaffy..."

So, we pull over, and my mom takes a moment to check the younger nephew's diaper as I help Alex out of the car.

Me: You can stand here (between the open doors on the passenger side, away from the interstate and out of sight) if you want, or go over there to where the rocks (in the ditch, no weeds) are.
Alex: I'll go to the rocks.

Me: *after a moment, hears a Long, Loud stream of water from that direction*
Mom: Kathy! Why'd you let him go over there! Everyone can see him!!
Me: Mom, the speed limit is 70 here. Those can see him won't know what he's doing, and those that realize what he's doing will be laughing too hard to care!

I just watche d a group of guys celebrate their drunken mate pissing all over the square.

I have such a good sniping position from my room...

Hey i went to go move my car to a good spot in front of my work and this guy was pissing in my parking spot

I've pissed outside a million times, but I don't think I've ever done it in the city limits. There's never been a need.

I've pissed outdoors on many occasions. See, my father is retired navy, so needless to say we frequently moved all over the US. Since rest areas usually are any closer than 150miles....and typically many 5 year olds can't hold it very long...need I say more? As I got older, I was able to hold it longer, but I still rarely made it to rest stops. Like someone said in this thread already, when you gotta go....you gotta go! There have even been rare occasions where I had to do a #2 outdoors. (I bet the local wildlife got a kick out of seeing that. )

You lead a fulfilled life, Vert.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:You lead a fulfilled life, Vert.

I know, ain't it great?

There's nothing quite like standing on the side of the highway taking a piss, a nice cool breeze blowing, the sun setting behind you, A Perfect Circle playing in the background...

Ah, memories...

XaLEv wrote:There's nothing quite like standing on the side of the highway taking a piss, a nice cool breeze blowing, the sun setting behind you, A Perfect Circle playing in the background...

Ah, memories...

What's really funny is when you piss on a dangerous wild animal by accident. All of a sudden, video cameras come out of nowhere and film you getting mauled by the said animal.

Vertigo1 wrote:I've pissed outdoors on many occasions. See, my father is retired navy, so needless to say we frequently moved all over the US. Since rest areas usually are any closer than 150miles....and typically many 5 year olds can't hold it very long...need I say more? As I got older, I was able to hold it longer, but I still rarely made it to rest stops. Like someone said in this thread already, when you gotta go....you gotta go! There have even been rare occasions where I had to do a #2 outdoors. (I bet the local wildlife got a kick out of seeing that. )

Sounds just like my life, just replace the US with Australia. The earlier half of my like was like that Vacation movie. With a tad more realism.

Ah memories. Eeww, not that one though.