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Okay I have the mother of all hangovers, but this atleast got me to smile.

100 Worst porn titles

For some reason this reminds me of last nite.

Remember kids alcohol and sex don't mix, It just results and embaresed looks in the moring and the question wtf did we do...

And for those that wonders, yes Midsummer party is to blame for all this.

Adventures of the Fart Bitches!

The question is, Faram, did you have fun?

Frank Hipper wrote:The question is, Faram, did you have fun?

Any time when a bunch of adults can hop around a glorified fallos symbol and sing "The Small Frogs" can't be all bad.

And it is always a blast with midnight sauna and swimming in the lake.

Only bad thing was some rain and I think I got a cold or sumthing.

But the best thing is that I got her phone number so I guess I'll phone her some time next week and ask for an opertunity to preform better

Faram wrote:Any time when a bunch of adults can hop around a glorified fallos symbol and sing "The Small Frogs" can't be all bad.

That could almost be one of the 100 Worst Porno titles!

... and those bloody svenskjävlar -- uh, Swedes -- still have the nerve to say that Finns are much worse drinkers than they are!

No, I'm not annoyed by the fact that I couldn't drink much alcohol on Friday, because I had to drive the car on the following day and all my friends were out of town...

Awesome find, Faram! Thanks!

And not in the sense that I'd watch them, but they got my laughing, hard.

Yep, you guessed it...bad pun.

• WET AND FROSTY
  WHY THINGS BURN
  AMATEURS ONLY #131 - HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE
  ADULT MOVIE (A.K.A. PORN MOVIE)
  ANAL FIREBALL
  TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES
  MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU [OOC: Seems fitting somehow...]
  WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ?

I think we should come up with our own bad porn titles -- or better yet, start a Bad Porn film company. Something like what Ed Wood would have done if he hadn't gotten his gangrenous claws into the Horror genre.

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I think we should come up with our own bad porn titles -- or better yet, start a Bad Porn film company. Something like what Ed Wood would have done if he hadn't gotten his gangrenous claws into the Horror genre.

Didn't he get into sleazy exploitation flicks in his later years?

Wow. i havn't laughed that hard in a long time. ohhhh it hurts...

WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ?

ohhh the pain..........

MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU - Geek ! *cough cough*

LOL

WALL TO WALL #24 - HELLO TITTY - "Good evening, sir. Ah, I see you have the erotic tastes of a young Japanese girl !"

LMFAO!!

AIRTIGHT GRANNY - What is an airtight granny ? Why is she airtight ? Is that a good thing or a bad thing ? I don't want to know !

WTF!?

WHITE MEN CAN'T IRON ON BUTT ROW - Can't ... iron ? What about folding shirts ? Can white men do that ?

WTFH!!!?!?

PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !

ROTFLMMFAO!!!

ANAL FIREBALL - Oh, ouch

WTF!?

AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA - Yay ! My girlfriend is infested with tiny mites ! I am so happy !

WTF?!!?!??

Hey Ein, maybe you should come up with some titles involving Quakers and railguns...

Lord of the Ringpiece has got to be in there. I was in the local video store yesterday with my sis and she saw it and grabbed it off the shelf for a look. I stood there and pretended not to know here while she shouted all over the place "I'm renting this" while waving it arround so everyone could see.

RogueIce wrote:Hey Ein, maybe you should come up with some titles involving Quakers and railguns...

Sister Debbie does the Armory?

Lord Pounder wrote:Lord of the Ringpiece has got to be in there. I was in the local video store yesterday with my sis and she saw it and grabbed it off the shelf for a look. I stood there and pretended not to know here while she shouted all over the place "I'm renting this" while waving it arround so everyone could see.

You have a most unusual sibling.

Ren & Stimpy Porn: Something Came Out Of My Butt: Part Two.

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:

Lord Pounder wrote:Lord of the Ringpiece has got to be in there. I was in the local video store yesterday with my sis and she saw it and grabbed it off the shelf for a look. I stood there and pretended not to know here while she shouted all over the place "I'm renting this" while waving it arround so everyone could see.

You have a most unusual sibling.

Yeah? My sister dragged me into the naughty toys section of Utopia once with our friend and his girlfriend. Definitely an unusual experience.

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ren & Stimpy Porn: Something Came Out Of My Butt: Part Two.

That's just... Um... *gags*

I like the Sister Debbie Does the Armoury. Hope she doesn't pull any triggers, as that could be most...unfourtunate.

Dalton wrote:

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:

Lord Pounder wrote:Lord of the Ringpiece has got to be in there. I was in the local video store yesterday with my sis and she saw it and grabbed it off the shelf for a look. I stood there and pretended not to know here while she shouted all over the place "I'm renting this" while waving it arround so everyone could see.

You have a most unusual sibling.

Yeah? My sister dragged me into the naughty toys section of Utopia once with our friend and his girlfriend. Definitely an unusual experience.

note to self: be sure to attend the annual Dalton family barbecue,

Col. Crackpot wrote:

Dalton wrote:Yeah? My sister dragged me into the naughty toys section of Utopia once with our friend and his girlfriend. Definitely an unusual experience.

note to self: be sure to attend the annual Dalton family barbecue,

Agreed. So, Dalton, I've always wanted to go to New York and visit.

RogueIce wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:

Dalton wrote:Yeah? My sister dragged me into the naughty toys section of Utopia once with our friend and his girlfriend. Definitely an unusual experience.

note to self: be sure to attend the annual Dalton family barbecue,

Agreed. So, Dalton, I've always wanted to go to New York and visit.

I still think Dalton's old location tag should be officially amended to the name of the state.

"So, business trip?"
"Yeah."
"Where to?"
"New York, Motherfucker."
"I see you've been there before."

RogueIce wrote:

• TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES

Where's Lars Ulrich and his horde of lawyers??

BTW, if any metal band deserves its own porn movie, it's Cradle Of Filth.

LMFAO

ouch ... how am I supposed to study when stuff like this is on the net?

Oh my dear sweet dog, that is fucking hilarious! I need to find some of those titles!

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: You have a most unusual sibling.

Yeah she's great. I love her to bits though she can be a bit much in public.