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melissa bought that goddamned harry potter book today and now she's sittingg on the friggin couch reading. My boys are at some 'adult singles' club trolling for horny divorced chicks. and i am here drinkin rasberry stoli posting my drunking rambling on the internety.
So what will i do? here, a few observations de jour.

if pina coladas smelled like that bath and body works pina colada candle i bought, i'd have cuba bombed.

my favorite pizza joint now has a full liquor liscence and sells scorpion bowls the size of a small toilet. the also have a tv in the shitter now.

If Olrik locks this i'll be on the first plane to lisbon to kick his ass. I could go for some chorico anyway, so don't tempt me.

Col. Crackpot wrote:If Olrik locks this i'll be on the first plane to lisbon to kick his ass. I could go for some chorico anyway, so don't tempt me.

LOL!

If you do, take some pictures.

Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

I shwear to drunk I'm not gawd ocifer...

Theres no blood in ma alko-ol stream.

YT300000 wrote:I shwear to drunk I'm not gawd ocifer...

Theres no blood in ma alko-ol stream.

i know iths only a won way shhhtreet occ-i-fer. i wash only going one way.

YT300000 wrote:I shwear to drunk I'm not gawd ocifer...

Theres no blood in ma alko-ol stream.

"Sir, are you sure you can drive?"

"Of course I can ocifucker, I can't walk."

Taxhic taxi hic.....move over hic i`m driving.

anarchistbunny wrote:Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

If only he were an Admin...we could have a few new SuperMods by day's end.

RogueIce wrote:

anarchistbunny wrote:Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

If only he were an Admin...we could have a few new SuperMods by day's end.

Maybe Crackpot should invite Mike over...

ok ok, lets not spam to much. guys say like meaningfull shit so it doesn't get closed to fast.

so lets turn this into the place where you got the drunkest thread. where was it for you? My worst (or best) night was at Sir Winston Churchill's in Montreal. 4 of us worked up a $550 CAN bar tab.

I got bombed on I don't know how much rum on St. Patrick's Day this year.

anarchistbunny wrote:Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

Could always do a postcount thing and get the thread locked, he may be drunk enough to go after any mod you don't like.

to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.

Col. Crackpot wrote:to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.

We are not so evil,we separate fools from their money.

Montcalm wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.

We are not so evil,we separate fools from their money.

dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Col. Crackpot wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.

We are not so evil,we separate fools from their money.

dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Sorry dude i don`t drink.

Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

RogueIce wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

If it doesn't, it soon will.

RogueIce wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

yeah, thats a scary thought

Col. Crackpot wrote:

RogueIce wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

yeah, thats a scary thought

"Read my previous post read my previous post".

Montcalm wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:

RogueIce wrote: Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

yeah, thats a scary thought

"Read my previous post read my previous post".

yeah, i don't trust a man who doesn't suck back a Molson once in a while

well anyway maybe you can reccomend a nice place for dinner. Melissa and i will be there on our honeymoon after all.

Col. Crackpot wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote: yeah, thats a scary thought

"Read my previous post read my previous post".

yeah, i don't trust a man who doesn't suck back a Molson once in a while

well anyway maybe you can reccomend a nice place for dinner. Melissa and i will be there on our honeymoon after all.

If you want a nice place go to the Helene de Champlain restaurant on Ile Ste Helene.

French food i assume?

Col. Crackpot wrote:French food i assume?

Not French food,good food.
and you could make a stop at LaRonde.

Montcalm wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:French food i assume?

Not French food,good food.
and you could make a stop at LaRonde.

yeah, six flags owns that now i hear.