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Impending Nookie
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:51pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Hiroko is on her way back to the States, and should be touching down at Sky Harbor sometime tomorrow morning.
(I am a very happy Monkey.)
BTW, she told me to say hello to XaLEv for her.
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:53pm
by RogueIce
*sigh*
That's it. My new goal is to hunt down and kill all the people on this board who announce they're getting some. Well, actually, I am constrained by my "New Outlook" to not care. Sonuva...
*waves around large wad of cash* Who's going to take up the crusade for me?
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:54pm
by Col. Crackpot
RogueIce wrote:*sigh*
That's it. My new goal is to hunt down and kill all the people on this board who announce they're getting some. Well, actually, I am constrained by my "New Outlook" to not care. Sonuva...
*waves around large wad of cash* Who's going to take up the crusade for me?
well, if i can tear melissa away from god damned harry potter, i'll get some tonight too! so ha!
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:56pm
by Captain Cyran
RogueIce wrote:*sigh*
That's it. My new goal is to hunt down and kill all the people on this board who announce they're getting some. Well, actually, I am constrained by my "New Outlook" to not care. Sonuva...
*waves around large wad of cash* Who's going to take up the crusade for me?
*Pats Rogue on the shoulder*
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:56pm
by RogueIce
Col. Crackpot wrote:well, if i can tear melissa away from god damned harry potter, i'll get some tonight too! so ha!
[Homer]Urge to kill...rising...[/Homer]
Well, thankfully, Harry Potter is too strong for your weak mortal skills. So none for you!
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:58pm
by neoolong
They're just trying to make us depressed.
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:58pm
by Captain Cyran
neoolong wrote:They're just trying to make us depressed.
And doing a damn good job of it...
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:58pm
by Anarchist Bunny
RI, I want to let you know, I feel your pain.
Posted: 2003-06-21 08:59pm
by Captain Cyran
RogueIce wrote:Col. Crackpot wrote:well, if i can tear melissa away from god damned harry potter, i'll get some tonight too! so ha!
[Homer]Urge to kill...rising...[/Homer]
Well, thankfully, Harry Potter is too strong for your weak mortal skills. So none for you!
You know Rogue, that was almost a Black Mage quote...
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:01pm
by RogueIce
anarchistbunny wrote:RI, I want to let you know, I feel your pain.
Thanks. It's always nice to know a rabbit, a Black Mage, and a mushroom agree with me on something.
Now that I think of it, that's not something to repeat around normal people, is it?
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:03pm
by Col. Crackpot
and to think, the opressive government of tampa is enforcing the no lap dance rule, so you cant even pay to get some.
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:04pm
by Montcalm
RogueIce wrote:anarchistbunny wrote:RI, I want to let you know, I feel your pain.
Thanks. It's always nice to know a rabbit, a Black Mage, and a mushroom agree with me on something.
Now that I think of it, that's not something to repeat around normal people, is it?
Well who`s normal on SD.net
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:04pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Hey, don't get too uptight... her first 16 hours in bed are going to be wasted sleeping...
But 12 hours after she wakes up, she'll probably do the job for you anyway. I think I'll start eating my Wheaties now.
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:06pm
by Captain Cyran
RogueIce wrote:anarchistbunny wrote:RI, I want to let you know, I feel your pain.
Thanks. It's always nice to know a rabbit, a Black Mage, and a mushroom agree with me on something.
Now that I think of it, that's not something to repeat around normal people, is it?
What's not to repeat? What kind of people do you hang around with that wouldn't laugh their asses off if you told them that?
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:06pm
by RogueIce
Col. Crackpot wrote:and to think, the opressive government of tampa is enforcing the no lap dance rule, so you cant even pay to get some.
*loads .50 cal sniper rifle*
Where do you live again...?
Montcalm wrote:Well who`s normal on SD.net
Just about...nobody. Which is why I said it here. In real life, on the other hand...
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:08pm
by RogueIce
Captain_Cyran wrote:What's not to repeat? What kind of people do you hang around with that wouldn't laugh their asses off if you told them that?
True... Well, then, something not to say within ear shot of somebody who's likely to try and Baker Act me then.
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:24pm
by Col. Crackpot
RogueIce wrote:Col. Crackpot wrote:and to think, the opressive government of tampa is enforcing the no lap dance rule, so you cant even pay to get some.
*loads .50 cal sniper rifle*
Where do you live again...?
Montcalm wrote:Well who`s normal on SD.net
Just about...nobody. Which is why I said it here. In real life, on the other hand...
::notices loaded 50 cal::
well i live in the city that is home to the world renown FOXY LADY. where on any given night you can see famous athletes getting lap dances.
::buys rouge ice a stripper::
EDIT: a link for rouge
http://www.thefoxylady.net
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:27pm
by Captain Cyran
Col. Crackpot wrote: ::notices loaded 50 cal::
well i live in the city that is home to the world renown FOXY LADY. where on any given night you can see famous athletes getting lap dances.
::buys rouge ice a stripper::
You're afraid of RogueIce? Even with a .50 cal he couldn't hi-*Cyran is cut off by the crack of a rifle as a bullet passes by his nose and hits the wall.* Nevermind...
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:38pm
by Nathan F
Eh, I plan on getting a bit here in the near future, so
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:45pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
RogueIce wrote:*loads .50 cal sniper rifle*
Barrett, I'm guessing? I prefer the PSG-1 for long-distance calls. Now for local long-distance, I like the G36, and for Morse Code it's the UMP45. Yeah, I have brand loyalty.
Posted: 2003-06-21 09:58pm
by Ghost Rider
Enjoy....god I could use some...course I could use a little less pain in my jaw first.
Posted: 2003-06-21 10:02pm
by Keevan_Colton
Well, I got plenty earlier tonight....and last night.....and....guess what I got the night before that?
Posted: 2003-06-21 10:05pm
by Captain Cyran
Keevan_Colton wrote:Well, I got plenty earlier tonight....and last night.....and....guess what I got the night before that?
I think it's safe to say that most of us who aren't getting any hate you right now...
Posted: 2003-06-21 10:07pm
by Keevan_Colton
Thank you.
After all...
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
Posted: 2003-06-21 10:22pm
by XaLEv
Well that's good to hear.