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Dunno if this was posted before but...

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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

This has been posted before, IIRC.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

Well I didn't see that coming.

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact? or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

This is retarded.

fgalkin wrote:This has been posted before, IIRC.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Indeed it has been

Tony Blair. Did anyone else get him? I don't remember his description.

Ahh feel vindicated...

Now for my real test...



Oh the cruel irony...

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I appreciate the Irony in the results of your test...

Damn it all! I got Tony Blair! Let's try that again... ah, OK, I can live with Robert Mugabe... at least he's a proper Evil Tin-Pot Dictator.

This reminds me of one of the first day introduce yourself activities in my high school US government class. Nobody in my group knew who Tony Blair was. Nobody. And one of them didn't know that Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character. Speaking of whom, I do not in any way resemble Sherlock Holmes, no matter what certain people may say about me.

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Tony Blair.

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

Gandalf wrote:

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all

Nitpick: Hitler wasn't the most evil man who ever lived. That distinction probably belongs to either Mao Tse Tsung or Pol Pot.

BTW, the good half of my personality got Tony Blair. The evil half of my personality got.... CHAIRMAN MAO??? Holy Cthulhu!! The better half of me is a mere british prime minister, while my dark side is the most evil man who ever lived!

I was talking about burying people under roads and I got Tony Blair? I think it was the useless and pathetic opposition remark...

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

Egads! Tony Blair...

So much for being *nice*...

EmperorMing wrote: Egads! Tony Blair...

So much for being *nice*...

I thought you would be either a Stalin or Mao...you are after all merciless...

at least I'm not alone being Tony Blair

Kick ass.

LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK! LITTLE RED COOKBOOK!

I am Hiler, hear me spit! Listen to my shit!
"Springtime.................."

Did it one more time.

Ended up with:



You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

I always laugh at the Blair one. "Head of the only party that isn't totally worthless?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Faram wrote:Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

Worthless left wing bullshit. Lets see now, where's saddam now