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My friend is retarded. He sits there and pretends to be my friend whenever he is bored or wants something, yet he never bothers with me otherwise. It really is quite disturbing. He is not happy unless he tries to do mean shit too. He never wants to do anything with me, unless i go with his brother (which is my friend as well). In this case, he hops in the back of my jeep l(univited) and goes with us to the mall.


The most interesting thing is...He thinks I am stupid and naive. Since he is 18, he doesn't have a real driver's liscense yet. Due to this, he claims he cannot have more than 2 people in his car, yet when he goes home from school he has about 4 he takes with him. He also splits to movies with groupes of friends and leaves me at home alone (all the while proclaiming that he didn't know I wanted to go) He isn't even a good liar. Even worse, all his friends (which are supposedly my friends too) thinks its funny to lock me out of the car when i asked for a ride to my PARKING LOT. This place was not but 200 yards away. To make a long story short, he drives away laughing, all the while, im screwed.


Anyone know assholes like this and what do you do about them?

Even worse, all his friends (which are supposedly my friends too) thinks its funny to lock me out of the car when i asked for a ride to my PARKING LOT

Seriously, you need new friends. Ditch them. There's no use in trying to befriend assholes.

I'm with Olrik. Say 'fuck you' to them and get new friends.

The person you describe is no friend.

Yeah I know assholes like that...but I don't call them friends.

Seriously they are as much your friends as long as they can screw with you and that's it.

This individual is a parasite. Treat him accordingly.

Strate_Egg wrote:Anyone know assholes like this and what do you do about them?

I dealt with shitheads like this when I was in middle school, it took me a while to figure out what was going on and that they weren't my friends. I was a dumbass, or hopelessly naive, and thought that if I kept trying to be friends with them they'd accept me. Guess how well that worked out, it didn't. After moving to a new school and making some real friends, I finally realized that those "friends" from before were just complete assholes who pretended to be my friends to amuse themselves at my expense.

What should you do? Kick them in the nuts and never see them again. You might not have people to "hang out" with for a while, but trust me, having people to "hang out" and be with is not worth the shit you have to put up with when dealing with these "friends".

Friends suck. Good friends swallow.









Sorry, had to. Ditch those boneheads and find people who treat you the way you deserve to be treated.

Those people are not your friends. Ditch them and find new friends.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Those people suck. Lock them in your car and push them over a cliff.*


*had to say something different to the other posts.

Sounds like another for the list...

Who needs enemies?

I know of a good hitman if you want any help, 10% discount if you tell him AV sent ya.

Friends can get annoying but the people you are describing are asswipes

I had a similar thing at the start of uni, didnt settle in too well, and the few people I did know (not all of them, I admit...) treated me like the back up friend, the one you get out of the cupboard when all your other friends are busy, it took me a while to realise that, but I have since found better friends and am a lot happier with life...

Zaia wrote:Friends suck. Good friends swallow.

That took surprisingly long. I had expected something along those lines as the third answer at the very latest, given the thread title

And since feeding them through a meat grinder just on general principle is propably out for some obscure legal reason, I say ditch them.
Find new friends. If there's that many decent people in as ...unique a bunch as us sd.netizens, they can't be all that rare

My friends are lazy as me. I'll fall asleep in my room after waking one feet if my will is normal or weak. We're the lazy nerds and we achieve better then just about anyone else except in sporrts. Ahaha.

Zaia wrote:Friends suck. Good friends swallow.

Damnit, you took it out of my mouth!

Damnit, you took it out of my mouth!

.... So you aren't gonna swallow, then?

Thirdfain wrote:

Damnit, you took it out of my mouth!

.... So you aren't gonna swallow, then?

LMAO!!

Sometimes, the residents are depressingly predictable...

Being alone is better than hanging around with dickheads. Tell these cockbites to eat shit and die.
You'll be happier in the end.

Yea, thanks. Currently, i am gonna do that. Only problem is, im friends with his brother (who as of now is nice). Accordingly, i have to limit making waves. His mother is the dean of the college to which i have to go. Wonderful isn't it?

Than just completely cut off contact with him, eventually he'll get the message.

Because they will not swallow!

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Even worse, all his friends (which are supposedly my friends too) thinks its funny to lock me out of the car when i asked for a ride to my PARKING LOT

Seriously, you need new friends. Ditch them. There's no use in trying to befriend assholes.

Well said Colonel