Home Vasectomy Kit

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-23 02:54pm

So, you want all the sex you can get but none of the annoying side-effects like kids? This is for you...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-23 02:57pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-23 02:58pm

I wonder how many people are going to think that that guy was actually giving himself a vasectomy.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-23 02:59pm

That is one fucking sharp plastic knife

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-06-23 03:00pm

I could be wrong, but I think it's from the same people that brought us the Instant Girlfriend Kit. Once again, I'm laughing my ass of good!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-23 03:02pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:That is one fucking sharp plastic knife

Oh you'd be surprised how bad those things can cut when one is pissed and determined.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-23 03:04pm

That was disturbing.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-06-23 03:06pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:That is one fucking sharp plastic knife

Contrary to popular belief, if used properly, it is possible to break human skin using a plastic knife.

Trust me, it isn't pleasent, either.

Anyways...

I wonder what the hell is wrong with this world, and I actually hope the person out selling this sort of thing actaully manages to successfuly sell on of those kits. Anyone willing to buy them diserves to be romved from the gene pool.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-23 03:08pm

I don't care if it is plastic or not it is not going anywere near my sack

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-06-23 03:09pm

theheap wrote:I don't care if it is plastic or not it is not going anywere near my sack

Same here.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-23 03:16pm

Need eye cleansing porn now.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-23 03:17pm

aerius wrote:I could be wrong, but I think it's from the same people that brought us the Instant Girlfriend Kit. Once again, I'm laughing my ass of good!!

That could actually work.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-06-23 03:17pm

Dalton wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-23 03:19pm

The last picture is the best.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-23 03:21pm

XaLEv wrote:The last picture is the best.

Don't worry, a little bleeding is normal.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-23 03:24pm

YT300000 wrote:
XaLEv wrote:The last picture is the best.
Don't worry, a little bleeding is normal.

Hmm, when you have 4 litres out of 5 in your bathtub and not your body, things can get tricky.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-23 03:34pm

Lagmonster wrote:
Dalton wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-23 03:38pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:
Dalton wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-23 03:41pm

Still, you have to agree, that's pretty much the first thing that comes to mind...

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-23 03:45pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Still, you have to agree, that's pretty much the first thing that comes to mind...

No you have a point. I was just making a joke more than anything. The first thing that really came to my mind when i read that was

"FUCK THAT"

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-06-23 06:04pm

Feh! Don't need no kit. Two years of hard radiation and chemicals have the same effect with none of the pain...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-23 06:46pm

Drunkenness and sharp things near my wang is not a good mix.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-23 07:45pm

Those of you who think that guy might have been faking CLEARLY have never seen some of the insane shit people to do themselves. Name:

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

You need membership to see the bulk of the shit, but people fucking cut all sorts of things off their dicks. Seriously.

That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-23 07:51pm

Mutant Headcrab wrote:Feh! Don't need no kit. Two years of hard radiation and chemicals have the same effect with none of the pain...

Indeed no pain at all until you get three types of cancer at once.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-23 07:53pm

kojikun wrote:That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.

What?! That guy was kidding! It's the same guy who did the "Imaginary Friend Instant Girlfriend Kit" that was sold on Ebay for $44 (link)! I'm sure people have given themselves vasectomies before (no, thanks, I'd rather not look at the link), but this one was most definitely in jest.