StarDestroyer.Net BBS

A bright white light, and an angelic chorus plays as a man sitting on an ivory throne decends from the heavens. The citizens of SD.net shield their eyes, to prevent blindness from the holy light. A deep, beautiful voice eminates from the man, and the earth shakes when he speaks. "I have returned, my children." The light subsides to see a guy dressed in urban camoflague pants, combat boots and some sort of offensive t-shirt. And SD.net cried out "Be you an angel?" And I say "Neigh, I am but Snake!" SD.net collectivly says "oh" and walks away. Snake lowers his head and stands there all alone. It begins to rain only on him. Snake then says to himself "It's just 'cause they ph34r mai l337 sk1llz."

The anti-aircraft batteries will make you descend, all right...

And the bright light is form the missile blast.

Welcome back.

Who are you again?

Hm... A Three Star Poster. Never heard of you. Lower postcount than me...

*shrugs*

*mans an AA battery*

Im the one who started the care-bear insanity...
*tear*

What do you want?

I wondered where you were.

*Whispers to Snake* Fool, never make threads about returning. Slowly reintroduce yourself or keep posting a few times a day. For instance, they think I'm the real Lennox.*Holds gun up to real Lennox* They'll never know you were gone.

SolidSnake wrote: SNIP

Ok? welcome back i guess

Never thought you left in the first place. ~Jason

You were gone?

You were gone?

So, you return to our ranks.

*Orders guards to beat the loyalty back into SolidSnake*

Sea Skimmer wrote: *Orders guards to beat the loyalty back into SolidSnake*

Remember, press the "O" button at the right time, and make sure to use the ketchup!

Admiral Valdemar wrote:What do you want?

Never ask that question.

I'm trying to remember...

Weren't you a troll or something?