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peta protesters throw fake blood and feathers at KFC ceo.

Damn those PETA morons, they strike like dead cobras with their amazing ability to evade reality.

I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

Vympel wrote:I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

Shhh! Do you want him to delete you and the gorgeous chicken recipe?!

Vympel wrote:I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

I have a secret for you i once ate leftover home made chicken with three herbs and it tasted just like KFC chicken.

Montcalm wrote:

Vympel wrote:I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

I have a secret for you i once ate leftover home made chicken with three herbs and it tasted just like KFC chicken.

The Salmonella probably corroded your brain. :p

Nah...they'll just be meeting a Smith very soon .

mmmm Chicken...course these are the same fools who claim it's as bad as the Holocaust

Admiral Valdemar wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

Vympel wrote:I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

I have a secret for you i once ate leftover home made chicken with three herbs and it tasted just like KFC chicken.

The Salmonella probably corroded your brain.

It was not American chicken.

montcalm, how do your make chicken from scratch? is there some recipe for making chicken meat from other ingredients??

kojikun wrote:montcalm, how do your make chicken from scratch? is there some recipe for making chicken meat from other ingredients??

Probably involves tofu.

EDIT: mmmmmm. Tofurkey

kojikun wrote:montcalm, how do your make chicken from scratch? is there some recipe for making chicken meat from other ingredients??

We have 100% French Canadian chicken,no cloning involved and no freaking tofu.

Zoink wrote:

kojikun wrote:montcalm, how do your make chicken from scratch? is there some recipe for making chicken meat from other ingredients??

Probably involves tofu.

EDIT: mmmmmm. Tofurkey

Tofurkey??

What the heck is that?

Fake turkey made from tofu.

I think i will have some KFC out of spite. It sound good for lunch anyway

Vympel wrote:I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

The Colonel really should carry a couple six shooters for such occasions.

Jesus H. Christ in a blender.... I am all for the ethical treatment of animals, but fuck.....Thay are a little(read: massivly) extreme.

Where'd they get the feathers?

Vympel wrote:I hope that wonderful man keeps bringing us finger licking good fried chicken with the secret herbs and spices. Fuck the chickens and fuck PETA, how dare they attack Colonel Sanders! Don't they know he created the Matrix?

I'm sure thats an arrestable offence... subsection 14 of the Bestiality Convention, just above Muffin the Mule...

What im going to do now is buy some Chicken from KFC find an office or a barn or where ever they hold their meetings and fling KFC drum sticks covered in BBQ Sauce at them.

Take the other animal byproduct and fling it at PETA.