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Hi everyone! After spending time at lots of crappy Star Wars/Star Trek boards I decided to come to this one. Hopefully it's a cut above the rest.

My name is David. I live in Ontario, Canada. I'm 21 years old. I love Star Wars and Star Trek (well, the original series and TNG).

I hope to make lots of friends here.

Howdy.

Just a warning, but a lot of posters will make the mistake I did and assume you're a woman.

But, welcome to the board. Now stay away from me, I'm trouble.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Howdy.

Just a warning, but a lot of posters will make the mistake I did and assume you're a woman.

But, welcome to the board. Now stay away from me, I'm trouble.

Your not trouble, your a mild annoyance, a floater soon to be flushed.

Oh aye and Leia, POKE!

Assume I'm a woman? Oh well, I guess they will have to find out the hard way.

[Freud]Tell me about your mother[/Freud]

It doesn't matter what sex you are and if we know your sex or not here you'd still be hit on sooner or later.

Vympel wrote:[Freud]Tell me about your mother[/Freud]

Aha! Ja! I know ze problem. You vant to haf ze sex with ze mother, ja. *snooooort* Dis is vhy you are having ze girl for your avatar, ja ja ja.

I have a question. Why do I have "Redshirt" written underneath my username? Redshirts are notorious for being killed. Having that there creeps me out!

--Leia-- wrote:I have a question. Why do I have "Redshirt" written underneath my username? Redshirts are notorious for being killed. Having that there creeps me out!

Ranking system. It means you're a complete newbie. You'll notice some people have non-system ranks, such as me. Mine says that I'm a perverse disgusting queer who really likes the spirit of GR's Andromeda.

^ How do I get a custom one?

Get a ridiculously high number of posts.

New members have the Redshirt title until they hit 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to SD.Net. Please enjoy your stay, but dont piss us off, especially me.

Capt.Chew.: Heh, that's funny, considering that you did the same thing to me this weekend.

I think I'll fit in nicely here. I've heard lots of people taking the piss out of this site on other message boards (especially a certain Star Trek board) and figured it was the place for me to be.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:New members have the Redshirt title until they hit 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to SD.Net. Please enjoy your stay, but dont piss us off, especially me.

Capt.Chew.: Heh, that's funny, considering that you did the same thing to me this weekend.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, still shame on you.

Hey, you're the one dooing the fooling.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:New members have the Redshirt title until they hit 50 posts.

Anyway, welcome to SD.Net. Please enjoy your stay, but dont piss us off, especially me.

Capt.Chew.: Heh, that's funny, considering that you did the same thing to me this weekend.

You... you're... a man?

Egads, all those dreams I had though, unclean, unclean!

Bienvenue a SD.net Redshirt,Your mission if you accept it is to distract the evil alien while the rest of us run away.

well, i've said it once and i'll say it again. Welcome to Stardestroyer.net. Come for the science, stay for the drama and anal sex innuendo.

innuendo? crackpot, i dont know what threads youre in, but all i see is blatantly outright "STICK IT IN THE ASS!!!" type buttsex here. No innuendo.

--Leia-- wrote:^ How do I get a custom one?

Be a jackass. That'll get you a custome title right quick.

neoolong wrote:

--Leia-- wrote:^ How do I get a custom one?

Be a jackass. That'll get you a custome title right quick.

Usually along the lines of Village Idiot, or Fundementalist Moron, or even Donkey Fucking Racist.

You could also have so hated but not bannable opinions, or such.

Or perhaps you could click the paypal thing at the top and donate a huge gob of money to mike

A full page of replies and only one poke? Are you people growing up on me or what?
Anyway,
*grabs something from utility belt*
Ahem.
Spoilsport.

Welcome to sd.net.You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Erm, howdy.

I'm Rye. I'm quite clearly the coolest person here without being gay simultaneously.

My avatar is a curious orange, know what it's from and you get a cookie!

P.S join the gnomish hordes!

Rye wrote:I'm Rye. I'm quite clearly the coolest person here without being gay simultaneously.

Everyone knows the coolest guys around here suck dick. Wahahaha! >D

Rye wrote:Erm, howdy.

I'm Rye. I'm quite clearly the coolest person here without being gay simultaneously.

My avatar is a curious orange, know what it's from and you get a cookie!

P.S join the gnomish hordes!

Don't mind him. He hasn't been taking his meds.

Thanks for reminding us Batman.

French-Canadian POKE