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Now that we have a new, beautiful goddess at SD.net to fall down and worship...I shall, without further delay, start up the cult of Acacia!

*sigh* The more things change, the more they stay the same... or some other piece of cool sounding philosophy...

Damn, NoK. You're easy.

You're a freak you know that NoK?

Did i miss something?

BLING-BLING!

Admiral Valdemar wrote:BLING-BLING!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... admiral valdemar said the word that theheap cannot bear to hear

theheap wrote:Did i miss something?

There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

Zaia wrote:

theheap wrote:Did i miss something?

There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

(scratches head) ok? what ever you want Nok.

Zaia wrote: There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

Hmph. NoK is weak.

Shinova wrote:

Zaia wrote: There's a new chick on the board by the name of Acacia. Apparently that's enough to have one's own cult, so NoK went all out.

Hmph. NoK is weak.

WEAK!?! Okay, maybe just a little! A little goddess worship never hurt anyone IMO.

Goddamn, Next of Kin, put your dick down and let her settle in before you make a cult. You'll scare her off and then none of us will get to shamelessly hit on her*.



*Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

Hey if Kin wants to start his own cult and get a tax break.... Good for Him

Gil Hamilton wrote: *Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

I knew it! Your secret is safe with me however!

Acacia's been here for a while, though. Say, when'd the Topic Review get moved to the top of the page?

Gentlemen. Close your mouths, pick up your self-respect and just try to be nice to the fine ladies.

Gil, you haven't once hit on me. I feel left out.

theski wrote:Hey if Kin wants to start his own cult and get a tax break.... Good for Him

Those were my motives all along, to lower my taxes!

Kelly Antilles wrote:Gil, you haven't once hit on me. I feel left out.

I always thought hitting on you was just implied around here Kelly.

Gil Hamilton wrote:*Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

Marina?

phongn wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:*Not that I will shamelessly hit on her... Zaia and Marina are the only girls for me. Except for the rest of them... OK, I admit it, I will shamelessly hit on her, as it is my modus operandi, but it will not take away from my love of the rest of the fine ladies of SD.net, oh no... bah, that got off on a tangent.

Marina?

Duchess of Zeon, phongn. Gil must have a thing for redheads.

The only Goddess that I worship is Carrie Fisher

Thank you, for pointing out the obvious, my good...fellow/person/creature/thing.

Some of us really need girlfriends...

phongn wrote:Marina?

*passes phongn listing the Gil Hamilton Manifesto with article 4C highlighted stating and I quote "Proper behavior befitting a liberal gentleman dictates one must include on bit of counter-intuitive information when giving a humorous anecdote and or "rant", as to give the audience pause to realize some small irony and/or perversity within the statement."*
In this case, include the most unlikely woman on the board to be "my lady", I created the desired "WTF?" effect in my audience. My love of ironic humor and satire shines through there.

Plus, Zaia is right... I like the redheads. They are bomb-buttery, mm-mmm.