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My poor cat got cuaght in the rain earlier to day and is a mess...poor cat

Predictable...

Ahhh... We love you so much, LT. It's wonderful to have you back.

LOL...nice.

Yeah and cats looks so pitiful when soaked.

Kelly Antilles wrote:Ahhh... We love you so much, LT. It's wonderful to have you back.

Love you to Kel
It's good to be back

BTW what type of cat?

Long or short haired?

Ghost Rider wrote:LOL...nice.

Yeah and cats looks so pitiful when soaked.

Heheh I thought so
I do agree with you GR cats to look so pitful when they arre soaked but funny to watch though

I KNEW this topic wasn't going to be the slightest bit dirty.

Ghost Rider wrote:BTW what type of cat?

Long or short haired?

Short haired

I hate wet pussy... they smell funny

(Covers head and waits for rocks to be thrown)

theheap wrote:I hate wet pussy... they smell funny

Yep

Next thread title,

Long, black, hard, wet, and full of seamen.

Old in my father's day, and I'm 42.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:Next thread title,

Long, black, hard, wet, and full if seamen.

Old in my father's day, and I'm 42.

Is that a bus with sailors on it?

theheap wrote:I hate wet pussy... they smell funny

(Covers head and waits for rocks to be thrown)

They generally do. And they're usually pretty pissed off, given the typical cat's complete loathing of being wet.

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:

theheap wrote:I hate wet pussy... they smell funny

(Covers head and waits for rocks to be thrown)

They generally do. And they're usually pretty pissed off, given the typical cat's complete loathing of being wet.

Outdoor Dogs smell even worse when wet, i had to give my moms dog a bath once. WOW i never did it again

As soon as I read the thread name I knew it was going to be about a cat and nothing sexual, unfortunately my hand had already involentarily clicked on it.

theheap,

Submarine.

The joke is better if spoken, not written, or mispelled.


Why do mice have such tiny balls?



So few of them dance. Prehistoric. Used to shock puritans of the 50s and 60s.

This is why I have an indoor cat.
I like my pussy happy, well groomed and dry.

Oh and it means less chance of fleas in their hair.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:theheap,

Submarine.

The joke is better if spoken, not written, or mispelled.


Why do mice have such tiny balls?



So few of them dance. Prehistoric. Used to shock puritans of the 50s and 60s.

I know. My joke was a joke within a joke. about the mispelled, chalk it up to careless typing

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Oh and it means less chance of fleas in their hair.

My pussy got fleas once. It was allergic and got scabs.

Mark S wrote:

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Oh and it means less chance of fleas in their hair.

My pussy got fleas once. It was allergic and got scabs.

If that was said under a different context...

*barfs*

EDIT: Mind if I add that to my sig, I'd of course say what context it was under, I just like quotes like that make one go "Huh?!" Until they see what context it was said under, as you can see from my other sig quote about the oral assignment thing.

Wet cats look so pathetic... And they know it, which is why they glare at you with that "how dare you laugh at me, puny human!" look.

(this is making me want to give one of mine a bath)

Mark S wrote:

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Oh and it means less chance of fleas in their hair.

My pussy got fleas once. It was allergic and got scabs.

Have you ever seen a hairless pussy with scabs on it? looks like it hurts

anarchistbunny wrote:As soon as I read the thread name I knew it was going to be about a cat and nothing sexual, unfortunately my hand had already involentarily clicked on it.

Yeah we believe you