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I was talking to my friend a week ago, and I asked him if he likes mountain oysters. His response was "no, I don't like sea food." So, this has given me a fabulous idea. Since he has no fucking idea what the hell mountain oysters are, I have decided to make him some on our next cook out. How many of you would like me film it and then upload it here?

Okay WTF is a mountain oyster then?

Faram wrote:Okay WTF is a mountain oyster then?

(insert generic land term here) oysters are generally testicles.

Well you learn something new everyday

XaLEv wrote:

Faram wrote:Okay WTF is a mountain oyster then?

(insert generic land term here) oysters are generally testicles.

To be more specific.. Bull Testicles.

And just like sea oysters, they're supposed to be an aphrodisiac. In other words, they raise your testosterone and make you horny.

Okay I'll try anything once.

I even ate "Surströmming" once, Keith Floyd called it the most smelly food ever.

LadyTevar wrote:

XaLEv wrote:

Faram wrote:Okay WTF is a mountain oyster then?

(insert generic land term here) oysters are generally testicles.

To be more specific.. Bull Testicles.

And just like sea oysters, they're supposed to be an aphrodisiac. In other words, they raise your testosterone and make you horny.

Ohh right i remember that now. Its all coming back to me. That was a joke played in a movie or something. wow i knew that and i forgot. I feel stupid

theheap wrote:Ohh right i remember that now. Its all coming back to me. That was a joke played in a movie or something. wow i knew that and i forgot. I feel stupid

Funny Farm:

Random Farm woman: The secret is to cut them up high (makes gross cupping and cutting motions with her hands).

Yeah. In that movie they were called Lamb Fries.

I believe there's a celebration of Rocky Mountain Oysters called the "Testicle Festival".

Saurencaerthai wrote:I believe there's a celebration of Rocky Mountain Oysters called the "Testicle Festival".

Oh, fuck. Well, it is considered a delicacy in some places (where is the barfing emoticon? I need 50 for that).

LadyTevar wrote:

XaLEv wrote:

Faram wrote:Okay WTF is a mountain oyster then?

(insert generic land term here) oysters are generally testicles.

To be more specific.. Bull Testicles.

And just like sea oysters, they're supposed to be an aphrodisiac. In other words, they raise your testosterone and make you horny.

Yeah but so is chocolate for you gals, and oysters are nasty.