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Einhander to me is...

A guy in a pink tutu running around like mad in the middle of a Christian
Coalition convention, giving everyone sloppy kisses and shouting Quake
slogans.

*no railgun, sorry, railguns don't exist in real life *

A guy on a constant boing.

Living proof that video games can drive you insane...

Remember that Mike Meyers character, the hyperactive kid in a harness? Remember the time he yanked the jungle gym out of its mount?

That's Einy to me.

Shinova wrote:A guy on a constant boing.

Perma-wood for sure! And proud of it!
Go Einy!

MKSheppard wrote:
*no railgun, sorry, railguns don't exist in real life *

Explain how the USN just test fired one. Railguns which are not heavy enough to crush a man attempting to carry it are another story.

The few times I can recall using his name in a post I just copy and pasted Einhander.

A twisted but ammusing online man slut
Dont worry Ein, we still love you.

Jim Carrey comes to mind. Only lots gayer.

I would have no comment at this time.

Sea Skimmer wrote: Explain how the USN just test fired one. Railguns which are not heavy enough to crush a man attempting to carry it are another story.

Well, I was referring to the classical quake sense, not reality

Frank Hipper wrote: Perma-wood for sure! And proud of it!
Go Einy!

Einy is like a Juraian Warship.

Einy is the kid with ADHD in the candy store of life.

He's the hyperactive kid with far too much energy who gets easily carried away and then opens his mouth before engaging his brain.

Come on every school has one of those!

A guy with an always ready railgun who seems to have a state of permanent hardness and is absolutely wierd at times (well, most times...hell, ALL the time!).

Oh, and a Queer Quaker.

(Don't flame me for that, it's in his damn bigassROFL thing!)

Dee Dee.

Einy is the guy in assless chaps at the gay pride parade, carrying a sign saying, "I love sucking dicks, and assfucking" and wondering why he is never taken too seriously. "I make such a big deal about being different, but why should my in your face sexuality make people see me differenly? Just because I make an issue of it, doesn't mean that you can!"
"I want my RAILGUN!"

Don't change one bit, guy! You are every bit as harmless as you are witty and fun. I have never yet been offended, but many times amused.
The craziest are that way.
That's why they are so fun, and well liked.
I was once, (OK many more times than once) told I was wierd.
My reply, (Like Einy)"Yes, but it is a fun, happy, silly, kind of wierd, not a mean, scary or dangerous kind of wierd!"

I'd let him babysit, and not worry.As long as I didn't leave for TOO long! (Short attention span)

Hyperactive fun guy.

Sometimes let's his mouth take him where it wasn't needed but overall not bad.

He reminds me of Straight Cougar from Scryed only being a queer quaker.

Einy is a source of pleasure. >D

I`m surprised Einy did`nt say a word about this thread yet.

Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised Einy did`nt say a word about this thread yet.

He's just sitting back, letting us all stroke his giant ego.

Shinova wrote:

Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised Einy did`nt say a word about this thread yet.

He's just sitting back, letting us all stroke his giant ego.

Until someone says something to piss him off i guess.

A woman in real life probably.

Montcalm wrote: Until someone says something to piss him off i guess.

Then he'd do the railgun thingy or he'll chase after the guy, trying to perform a buttsex on him. *shivers*


And afterwards he'll do that ROTFLMGDQQAO thing.

*stares at thread*








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