Gotta have something to do while partitioning drives ...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-06-27 02:25am

Well I'm bored. I just finished partitioning my drives, and I'm copying everything to the appropriate places for the new scheme at the moment, which will take a bit. So, I figured I'd entertain myself.

For the men in the audience, how many of you lounge around in your underwear and just play with yourself? It's not masturbating; it's just playing with your dick simply because you're bored. I do it all the time.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-27 02:28am

All the time. Just sit here and push it back and forth.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-27 02:34am

I scratch myself a lot. That's really it.

lux · Post by **lux** » 2003-06-27 02:53am

I'm sure every guy does. It's there, and requires care and attention.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-27 03:09am

Hells yes.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-06-27 12:35pm

I need to "reposition" it every now & then and check to see if it's still working.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-27 01:49pm

twirling it around in circles and making helicopter noises. woo-hoo!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-27 02:04pm

yup.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-06-27 02:06pm

When I'm peeing I like to sink paper toilet pieces, but I never just sit down and move it side to side...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-06-27 02:20pm

Will ... not ... comment...........

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-06-27 03:21pm

Sure. I tend to pull the Al Bundy when I'm sitting around, where you just put your hand in your pants and leave it there without doing anything. And the device needs to be recalibrated every so often to ensure that it's in working order when the time comes.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-06-27 04:07pm

Damien, were you drunk and/or stoned when you posted this?

J · Post by J » 2003-06-27 04:10pm

*shakes head*

And such a seemingly harmless thread title too....

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-06-27 04:14pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:Damien, were you drunk and/or stoned when you posted this?

No, I was just sitting around in my boxers playing with my dick without actually masturbating, and I found this behavior somewhat fascinating. So I figured I'd post a thread about it.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-06-27 04:17pm

Durandal wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Damien, were you drunk and/or stoned when you posted this?
No, I was just sitting around in my boxers playing with my dick without actually masturbating, and I found this behavior somewhat fascinating. So I figured I'd post a thread about it.

AAARRRGGGHHH! BAD IMAGE IN MY BRAIN! OUT OUT OUT!

*uses icepick to remove image from skull*

You do realize now that every IM converstaion we have will be cast into suspicion because of that admission, right?

And you'd better hope Ein doesnt find this thread...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-27 07:20pm

Lol, all the time. Like others have said, it has to be repositioned sometimes... It can get stuck to your leg in certain circumstances, and you have to correct stuff like that before it becomes a major discomfort

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-27 07:34pm

Er...yeah...and to pull out errant pubes that are growing where i dont want them to.

...bizarre topic

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-27 07:41pm

Ya man, why not? It feels good even if it's limper than Neville Chamberlain's back, anyways, it does need repositioning sometimes, and the occasional hard-on is annoying when it's pointing straight forward, and into underwear and jeans...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-27 07:45pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Ya man, why not? It feels good even if it's limper than Neville Chamberlain's back, anyways, it does need repositioning sometimes, and the occasional hard-on is annoying when it's pointing straight forward, and into underwear and jeans...

I get hard-ons at the oddest times, like in Math class. Then I have to go through all the trouble of trying to make it less obvious while not having people wonder what I'm doing with my hand down there... stupid hormones...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-27 07:45pm

Where's the "If I had one, I guess I probably would too" option?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-27 07:48pm

Well, yes. I think all guys do. Cause it's so cool.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-27 07:54pm

Of course.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-27 07:59pm

Of course. It's fun and it can be a precursor to actually masturbating.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-27 08:13pm

Yes. And I figured that the subject of this thread would be something at least slightly sexually related.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-27 08:23pm

Yeah, usually before or after I masturbate.

As for random erections, I always get them when I'm tired. It's quite annoying...

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