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Well I'm bored. I just finished partitioning my drives, and I'm copying everything to the appropriate places for the new scheme at the moment, which will take a bit. So, I figured I'd entertain myself.

For the men in the audience, how many of you lounge around in your underwear and just play with yourself? It's not masturbating; it's just playing with your dick simply because you're bored. I do it all the time.

All the time. Just sit here and push it back and forth.

I scratch myself a lot. That's really it.

I'm sure every guy does. It's there, and requires care and attention.

Hells yes.

I need to "reposition" it every now & then and check to see if it's still working.

twirling it around in circles and making helicopter noises. woo-hoo!

yup.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

When I'm peeing I like to sink paper toilet pieces, but I never just sit down and move it side to side...

Will ... not ... comment...........

Sure. I tend to pull the Al Bundy when I'm sitting around, where you just put your hand in your pants and leave it there without doing anything. And the device needs to be recalibrated every so often to ensure that it's in working order when the time comes.

Damien, were you drunk and/or stoned when you posted this?

*shakes head*

And such a seemingly harmless thread title too....

Connor MacLeod wrote:Damien, were you drunk and/or stoned when you posted this?

No, I was just sitting around in my boxers playing with my dick without actually masturbating, and I found this behavior somewhat fascinating. So I figured I'd post a thread about it.

Durandal wrote:

Connor MacLeod wrote:Damien, were you drunk and/or stoned when you posted this?

No, I was just sitting around in my boxers playing with my dick without actually masturbating, and I found this behavior somewhat fascinating. So I figured I'd post a thread about it.

AAARRRGGGHHH! BAD IMAGE IN MY BRAIN! OUT OUT OUT!

*uses icepick to remove image from skull*

You do realize now that every IM converstaion we have will be cast into suspicion because of that admission, right?

And you'd better hope Ein doesnt find this thread...

Lol, all the time. Like others have said, it has to be repositioned sometimes... It can get stuck to your leg in certain circumstances, and you have to correct stuff like that before it becomes a major discomfort

Er...yeah...and to pull out errant pubes that are growing where i dont want them to.


...bizarre topic

Ya man, why not? It feels good even if it's limper than Neville Chamberlain's back, anyways, it does need repositioning sometimes, and the occasional hard-on is annoying when it's pointing straight forward, and into underwear and jeans...

Vorlon1701 wrote:Ya man, why not? It feels good even if it's limper than Neville Chamberlain's back, anyways, it does need repositioning sometimes, and the occasional hard-on is annoying when it's pointing straight forward, and into underwear and jeans...

I get hard-ons at the oddest times, like in Math class. Then I have to go through all the trouble of trying to make it less obvious while not having people wonder what I'm doing with my hand down there... stupid hormones...

Where's the "If I had one, I guess I probably would too" option?

Well, yes. I think all guys do. Cause it's so cool.

Of course.

Of course. It's fun and it can be a precursor to actually masturbating.

Yes. And I figured that the subject of this thread would be something at least slightly sexually related.

Yeah, usually before or after I masturbate.

As for random erections, I always get them when I'm tired. It's quite annoying...