SyntaxVorlon wrote:RogueIce wrote:That's evil...but not as evil as the one "Vegas Prostitute" and the "Horse" joke I heard...
Bring it on!
Alright, here goes...
The Vegas Prostitute
This guy goes to Vegas, and it's his first time there. So he goes and plays some games. Amazingly, he wins $100,000 his first time. So the manager comes to him and says, "Sir, for a big winner like you, we'll give you a free room and meal. But anything else you must pay on your own."
So the man goes up to the room, and when he gets there, a tells the bellboy, "Bring me the best entertainment there is." So the bellboy winks and leaves.
Later, there is a knock at the door. The guys opens it, and there stands the most
beautiful woman he has ever seen in his whole life. So he lets her in and they get down to business.
"I cost $100,000, sir," she says. The man is apalled, and says so. So the hooker goes to the window, and points to an area of town. "See all that over there? I own it because of what I do." So the man, impressed, pays her, and she gives him a blowjob. It's about five minutes, nothing too special, and she leaves.
So the next morning, the man goes back to the games. This time, he wins an impressive $500,000. The manager, suitable amazed, gives the man the same deal, and the man gives the same instructions to the same bellboy, who winks and goes on his way.
A knock at the door later, and the same woman is there. This time her price is $500,000. The man is taken aback. So she goes to the window, points to a larger section of town, and states, "I own all that, because of what I do here." So, willingly, the man pays. Again, a blowjob, nothing special, and again, she leaves.
The next morning, the man goes down, and does something astonishing: he wins $1,000,000!!! So the manager offers the same deal. And so the man and the same bellboy go up, and again the bellboy recieves the same instruction, winks, and goes.
A knock. It is the same woman again. This time, as they go in, the man is upset. "For a million bucks, I better see some pussy!"
The woman responds, "If I had one of those, I'd own this whole damn town!"
I'll post the "Hung Like a Horse" one later, although I already shared it with Dalton over PM.
Hell no and i`ll never put a dick in my mouth.