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Best line ever uttered on FOXNews.

Posted: 2003-06-28 04:27am
by Gil Hamilton
OK, usually when I am online, I have the TV on in the background, and had FOXNews on. So, I'm listening with one ear and the O'Reilly Factor came on, and they had a retired military man giving his two cents about the Iraq and the Middle East. Finally he got around to talking about how they seriously needed to get Saddam Hussein and bring him in, because he's been declared evil and now the coalition needs to follow through. During this, he uttered the single most funny line I've ever heard for the last week.

"We don't need Saddam Hussein running around like some sort of evil Elvis; we need to get him."

Needless to say, I started cracking up and couldn't stop for a minute. The line made sense, but still... woo. :)

Just thought I'd share that.

Posted: 2003-06-28 04:30am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
HAhahaha. Yay for randomness. :lol:

Posted: 2003-06-28 04:53am
by lux
haha, I love it! :lol:

Posted: 2003-06-28 05:03am
by Dillon
Hussein=Evil Elvis? :?

That sounds like the kind ramdom crap my grandfather used to shout on his off days.

Posted: 2003-06-28 05:06am
by Vympel
That sounds like the kind ramdom crap my grandfather used to shout on his off days.
Though O'Reilly isn't known for his coherence, good sense, or lack of spin, in this case he was referring to the cult of Saddam going around Iraq now. Whispered rumors that a friend's friend saw him in a market one day, etc etc.

Posted: 2003-06-28 05:19am
by KhyronTheBackstabber
Now I've got this picture in my head of Saddam dressed like an Elvis impersonator.

Posted: 2003-06-28 07:26am
by Darth Gojira
*Has mental image of Hussien saying "Thankyouverymuch", head explodes*

Posted: 2003-06-28 08:27am
by Zaia
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Now I've got this picture in my head of Saddam dressed like an Elvis impersonator.
Well, that makes two of us now.

Posted: 2003-06-28 10:33am
by Singular Quartet
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Now I've got this picture in my head of Saddam dressed like an Elvis impersonator.
Well that imagery falls into the random crap bin, to be dredged up for some random disturbing dream at some point or another.

Posted: 2003-06-28 10:34am
by Superman
Jeez, just insult the King, FOX.

BTW, Elvis was a black belt and would have kicked Saddam's ass.