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Happy Birthday

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Yesterday, June 27th, was Tobey Maguire's birthday. It was also my birthday.

Yep, 19 years ago yesterday, I was brought into this world. I was going to tell you all when I woke up on my actual birthday, but it's really hot here, and the stupid fucking cable internet stops working when it gets over 100 degrees. And, of course, Comcast tells us, "Well, we don't have any reported outages in your area." It's like, yeah, you stupid bitches, you have at least one: me! So now it's nighttime (technically morning), and it's cool enough for the cable to work.

Anyways. Happy birthday to me. My sister got me Do the Right Thing. It wasn't Criterion Collection, but it's the thought that counts. My parents got me Spartacus Criterion and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (no, I didn't have that on DVD yet). Two of my friends got me The French Connection and Boogie Nights. I got myself Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Criterion.
I also got some money, and my family took me out to dinner. I then went to one of my friends houses, and a group of us stayed up talking until 5 in the morning.

All in all, it was a good day.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

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Y'know, you only get spankings on your actual birthday...

Hope you had a good one, though
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Happy birthday, dude! *hugs and pinches Robert's butt* That's in place of your spankin's. :D
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Happy Belated B-day :D .

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Happy yesterbirthday! Looks like a day well spent.

Best wishes from me, too, Master Treder
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happy birthday....

so when I was in highschool you were in diapers....
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Better late than never "Happy Birthday" :mrgreen:
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Happy Birthday Robert. Yeah, its been hot here has'nt it? No A/C at your house I assume.
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Happy birthday, I'll be around for your birthday beating shortly.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Happy birthday, damn it!! :mrgreen:

I'll be over to finish you off when Dalton's through with you. :P
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Happy Birthday, now go join the Army
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and there was much rejoicing....yay. happy birthday
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Happy Birthday.

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Happy day-after-your-birthday! May you have many more days-after-your-birthday!
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Post by Frank Hipper »

Happy Birthday! :D

And that is one bizarre cable problem, maybe I'll stop bitching about dial-up so much.


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Frank Hipper wrote:Happy Birthday! :D

And that is one bizarre cable problem, maybe I'll stop bitching about dial-up so much.


IRONY ALERT!!!

I WILL keep bitching about dial-up! While trying to post this, I got disconected!!!!! :shock:
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Post by Robert Treder »

Thank you all for your kind words. No, I will not be joining the army. And yes, that cable problem sucks ass. Fortunately, when it's actually up and running (which is most of the time), it's awesome.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

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Post by Bug-Eyed Earl »

Pffftt. Tobey Maguire.

On my birthday, both Jeremy Irons and Adam West celebrate their birthdays.
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And happy birthday!
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

Mine's coming up on the nineteenth.
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Post by Gandalf »

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Pffftt. Tobey Maguire.

On my birthday, both Jeremy Irons and Adam West celebrate their birthdays.
Dude!

That's my birthday!!!

WOOT!!!
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Post by Bug-Eyed Earl »

Sept 19?
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Post by Gandalf »

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Sept 19?
Yup.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Post by Boba Fett »

I was off-line for the weekend so...a bit late but:

Happy B-day Robert!!!
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