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So I went with some buddies to a popular bar/club that is downtown. One of my best friends is a bouncer there. We often work out together. Anyway, I was at the bar, hanging out when he came over and said he had to run out to get something from his car. He asked me if I would cover for him while he was gone. I said I would. He then told me to ask people not to take their beers outside, but that he would be right back and that I shouldn't have to worry about it.

I sat at the stool by the door, talking with another buddy when some guy came over to go outside. He was holding a beer. This is exactly what I said, "hey buddy, you're going to have to finish that beer in here. You can't take it outside." I could tell he was drunk by the way he was acting. He told me "no problem" and started to drink it. I turned back to talk to my buddy, and the next thing I knew, I had a beer bottle smashed on my head. I was more shocked than anything. In fact, I didn't even feel any pain (although it hurts a little now). The guy ran out the door and got away.

My bouncer friend came back shortly after. He looked at me holding a napkin over the cut on my head and was like, "I leave you alone for 5 minutes and this is what happened?" I could have smacked him...

I'm just glad this didn't involve you peeing.

Or throwing steaks

You're lucky it wasn't Joe Pesci smashing a bottle of wine over your head!

Ah, the joys of bouncerhood, well, I hope it doesn't get infected or anything...

Damn, what a day. I hate drunks. At least you are not hurt badly.

You're actually lucky he smashed your head hard enough to break the bottle. You probably would have been KTFO otherwise.

Yeah, my head was definately too hard for that bottle. Little did he know that I am actually like Curly. If you hit me over the head with a lead pipe, the pipe is going to bend in the shape of my head.

Some of you guys here know that I am a wrestler, so getting knocked around is nothing new for me. It still sucked.