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Do any guys here have a hairy ass problem? I do. My ass is so hairy that I once braided it shut on a bet. Wiping is like trying to get peanut butter out of a piece of steel wool. It's bad.

Am I the only one here with this problem? Seriously, I want to know.

Razors are A-1 SUPAR!

That's your new custom title. "Hairy Ass."

If there is a God, may he/she/it bless the hell out of your fiancée.

My fiance once offered to help me shave my ass. God bless Japanese women.

Oh, for Christ's sake...

Superman wrote:My fiance once offered to help me shave my ass. God bless Japanese women.

Lets say this together now.

MIRROR + RAZOR

Need I say more? And don't tell me that it doesn't work, because I do this regularly.

OK look, much of the hair is actually concentrated in the region between scrotumville and Anusburg. I have tried to shave that but I end up squating over a mirror and then I can't see. Have you ever tried to fly blind with a razor in that area?

So move the mirror back! Hell, use a flash light if you can't see. (mount it next to the mirror)

Superman wrote:OK look, much of the hair is actually concentrated in the region between scrotumville and Anusburg. I have tried to shave that but I end up squating over a mirror and then I can't see. Have you ever tried to fly blind with a razor in that area?

you're a fucking crack up superman.

::looks around at the train-wreck of thread that belongs to Superman::

One minute of my life is gone and I'll never get it back!

Smear Nair all over it, but wear gloves or your arms will have hairless spots. (No, I never did that.)

This thread reminds me why I hate body hair so much...

Vertigo1 wrote:So move the mirror back! Hell, use a flash light if you can't see. (mount it next to the mirror)

I think there's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't be sure.

Wax that ass clean. Works for me. Also most of the people doing the waxing are girls so you'll be paying a woman to tough your ass. Win Win.

You must have a high threshold for pain. I would never let a woman with sticky, hot wax near my groin for any amount of money.

Has anyone here ever seen that hair removal product called "Nads" from Australia (no, I am not joking)? I see it on infomercials and supposedly it removes body hair by wiping it on and then off. Anyone know about this?

This problem is really bad. Usually, after doing the business, I am faced with this situation: Either I use half a roll of toilete paper to wipe, or I just jump in the shower. Man, I need a biday.

It's worth it. Especially when its done and you can wipe you ass so much easier. You want painful try a guy i knew who waxed his balls. His screams could be heard for a 100 miles.

Lord Pounder wrote:Wax that ass clean. Works for me. Also most of the people doing the waxing are girls so you'll be paying a woman to tough your ass. Win Win.

Except for the poor woman who has to do it anyway... Especially if it's as hairy as he makes it sound to be...

Hey Lord, maybe he should have used "Nads" on his nads.

Lord Pounder wrote:It's worth it. Especially when its done and you can wipe you ass so much easier. You want painful try a guy i knew who waxed his balls. His screams could be heard for a 100 miles.

Ouch.

I wouldn't trust special dissolving chemicals or anything near my groin, for any price.

My suggestion is twofold:

1) Shave it

2) Laser surgery. Burn the bastards out.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:So move the mirror back! Hell, use a flash light if you can't see. (mount it next to the mirror)

I think there's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't be sure.

Actually, for once I wasn't being a smartass.

HemlockGrey wrote: 2) Laser surgery. Burn the bastards out.

Lasers can be bad too... Some guy once caught his scrotum on fire because he farted during a medical procedure while they were doing stuff to his ass. I don't think it was related to lasers, but still...

Lord Pounder wrote:Wax that ass clean. Works for me. Also most of the people doing the waxing are girls so you'll be paying a woman to tough your ass. Win Win.

You sir, are insane.

Superman wrote:Wiping is like trying to get peanut butter out of a piece of steel wool. It's bad.

Did I just read what I think I did?
Yup. I did. Congratulations Superman, I'm a jaded old bastard who's been around the block, and you almost shocked me with that.
Have a cookie.