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Those weren't Planter's Nuts...

Posted: 2003-06-29 03:37pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
From http://www.newschannel9.com/vnews/health/1050938592
Charges Dropped In Scrotum Biting Case

Story by John Pless on Mon, Apr 21st 2003 (3:16 PM)

The man from Whitwell Tennessee who had his scrotum chewed off by his so-called live-in housekeeper has decided to drop domestic assault charges.

On February 10 Marion County deputies were called to William Frank Reese's home for a domestic disturbance. When they got there they found Mr. Reese bleeding from the leg and Tommie Lorene Burnette bleeding from the face and ears.

Sheriff Bo Burnette, no relation to the woman involved with this case, said she was a girlfriend, but Mr. Reese told NewsChannel 9 she was a "live-in housekeeper."

The Sheriff said the couple got into a scuffle and the woman first bit Mr. Reese on the leg, then proceeded to bite his penis and scrotum. Ms. Burnette chewed off a large chunk of skin from Mr. Reese's scrotum, then ran out to the front porch where she spit the skin to the dogs in the front yard, and one of them ate it according to Sheriff Burnette.
Now, how exactly did Sheriff Bo know that? And why the hell did we need to know that?
Sheriff Burnette said Mr. Reese bit the woman on her face, neck and ears. Both were treated at Grandview Medical Center, and later booked in the Marion County Jail on domestic assault charges.
It's often said that pets and their owners develop similar traits... I think this is an instance where that phenomenon went way too far. Makes you wonder if the "scuffle" started with a little unwelcome ass-sniffing.
Marion County Criminal Court records show both parties dropped charges when the case went to a grand jury.
That's understandable. After all, there are no fire hydrants in the prison yard.

Posted: 2003-06-29 03:38pm
by Joe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Posted: 2003-06-29 05:41pm
by Jadeite
Ouch! Thats both disgusting and funny. :lol:

Posted: 2003-06-29 07:17pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
I think the funniest part is the mutual biting -- I mean, what the hell? How many people do you know of that fight like Dobermans?! :wtf:

Posted: 2003-06-29 08:31pm
by Darth Yoshi
Mike Tyson, for one. But seriously though, that is hilarious..

Posted: 2003-06-29 09:16pm
by Xenophobe3691
and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm damn glad I earned myself a black belt...


Oh, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!

Posted: 2003-06-29 09:44pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
That's just screwy...

Posted: 2003-06-29 10:43pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I don't know why she wanted to bite his scrotum off. If she wanted to eat scrotum, she could have just had a hot dog...

Posted: 2003-06-29 10:45pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I don't know why she wanted to bite his scrotum off. If she wanted to eat scrotum, she could have just had a hot dog...
hot dogs are made of many of the spare parts, but I don't think scrotum is one of them :|

Posted: 2003-06-29 10:51pm
by SyntaxVorlon
That hurt to read.

Posted: 2003-06-29 11:00pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I don't know why she wanted to bite his scrotum off. If she wanted to eat scrotum, she could have just had a hot dog...
hot dogs are made of many of the spare parts, but I don't think scrotum is one of them :|
You have to admit, there's really not much chance any of us can be sure of that...

Posted: 2003-06-29 11:10pm
by EmperorMing
:shock:

WHOA!!!

Posted: 2003-06-30 07:41am
by Darth Gojira
*Fastens yet ANOTHER steel plate around crotch*