Because I Love To Torment Spanky

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-29 11:53pm

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-30 12:09am

Eh, whatever. As if I'd actually read them...

That reminds me that I need to go post Chapter One of From Her Heart in the Fanfic Forum...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-30 12:11am

The second one is the one you're pointing us to, right? Because yikes.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-30 12:12am

Eh...there's tons of this over the net.

Now if they were contesting they were canon...then I'd say Spanky have a bit more of something to say to them...as is, eh.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-30 12:14am

Some of my favorites:

0. EVANGELION: NEXUS by Tristan-Delecour reviews
The greatest EVANGELION Fanfiction ever, blows all other Fanfics like DELTA INVASION, that DJ Croft fanfic, and that other one.. the one with Rei and Asuka in it... RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER. New angels are coming and can a BAD ENOUGH SIXTH CHILD save the wo

5. One With the Cards by Soma Krusu reviews
This is a Yu-gi-oh!/Evangelion/.hack fanfiction, and my debut. Watch as Yugi uses his deck in the EVA, "Kite" data drains an Angel, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Review please.

Reason by BishounenStalker reviews
~Warning Yaoi~ Kaworu and Shinji spend the night at Kaworu?s apartment. Kaworu is trying to find a reason for the world to go on existing, and not have 2nd impact. There is a reason and you will find out ^_^
R - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2477 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-17-03 - Published: 6-17-03

1. Eva Fight Club by Roland Deschain reviews
what would happen if our favourite weak willed eva pilot were to encounter a strong capable totally psychopathic man? a very vivid portrait of the human psyche and general badassedness. Come on boys and girls... try it ... you'll like it I swear.. muahaha
R - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2910 - Review

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-30 12:16am

I'm lovin' the reviews:

Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi. You poor thing. You write Harry Potter slash fiction and expect to be taken seriously? Plus you seem to have some serious furry leanings, which further decreases your credibility. Next thing you know, you'll be writing Harry Potter/Sonic the Hedgehog crossover slash fiction involving Espio the Chameleon feeling the might of premier bishie Harry Potter's massive twenty-eight inch magic wand in his tight chameleon ass.

I suppose what I'm trying to say is that basically your opinion on just about anything is really not worth much at all. You manage to come across as a humourless, clueless fangirl clone who has to be told when to laugh ('please change the story's settings so we know it's in the humour section'). Really, do you need to be told when something is funny? It's rather depressing.

My advice is this: Go back and watch Evangelion again. And the movies. Then try to think why in the Holy Hell such badly plotted, depressing drivel should be taken seriously at all. Is it the faux-depth that all of the utterly random religious symbolism provides? Or perhaps it's the characters, who are so caught up with their pretentious inner turmoil that I can't help but think that Evangelion was just made to parody those kind of people who take all of that sort of crap seriously.

When you're done re-evaluating your rather pointless opinions (we've had fucking teams of self-proclaimed DARK LORDS OF FANFICTION come around here, trying to get Tristan to change his ways, all to no avail. What did you think adding your own two cents would do?), hopefully you'll realise what this fanfic is supposed to be about. What it truly represents in the face of the clueless otaku drones.

Oh, and Tristan, great work as usual. I expected no less.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-30 12:18am

The previews are funny as hell...Sixth child...new Bad-ass angels...youch.

Though that whole review of leanings toward furry/bishy is equally laughable.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-30 12:22am

You see, this is the kind of shit that happens when stupid fans DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SERIES THEY WATCH!!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-30 12:23am

Hey Spanky: Click here

Scroll down to the Unit 05 model. There are two sentences under it. The first reads "Hane ga dekai Shito Eva".

Nice, isn't it?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-30 12:27am

Hmm, it'd probably be funnier if I knew Japanese...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-30 01:13am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hmm, it'd probably be funnier if I knew Japanese...

You know what shito means don't you?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-30 01:18am

Yeah, that was the word for "angel" that was used in Eva.

Wait a minute: "Angel Eva"? What the...?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-30 01:21am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that was the word for "angel" that was used in Eva.

Wait a minute: "Angel Eva"? What the...?

^_^

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-30 01:22am

XaLEv wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that was the word for "angel" that was used in Eva.

Wait a minute: "Angel Eva"? What the...?
^_^

And in the background you can hear Spanky plotting...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-06-30 01:45am

You know, there actually were a few good lemons (With a plot...) in FF.net...

Err, not that I've read it before... *Innocent smilie*

Problem with FF.net is that there's too much crap mixxed in. There are some gems, but they're hard to find.

Edit: God, I just checked the Naruto section, and just found some Sasuke/Itachi yaoi/incest written to Linkin Park lyrics... *Runs away screaming.*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-30 02:49am

I'm just scared that one of them was by "Yossarian" whose known for his "Hentai" work....

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-30 06:50am

To torment Spanky and Utsano: I have a piece of NGE merchendise you don't.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-30 07:21am

Panties with Rei/Asuka/Gendou/Penpen on them?

BTW, I just got the image in my head of Dido hunting down the guy who made that page I linked earlier and hitting him over the head with a dowel rod while yelling "SHITO NAI DA!"

Hilarious

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-30 07:25am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that was the word for "angel" that was used in Eva.

Wait a minute: "Angel Eva"? What the...?

And oddly enough, "shito" doesn't actually mean "angel". "Shito" actually translates to "apostle" ("tenshi" means angel), which puts an added interesting spin on the "Angels" themselves.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-06-30 07:58am

Ah, Fanfiction.net, a.k.a. "Proof that Sturgeon's Law is true."

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-30 03:31pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that was the word for "angel" that was used in Eva.

Wait a minute: "Angel Eva"? What the...?
And oddly enough, "shito" doesn't actually mean "angel". "Shito" actually translates to "apostle" ("tenshi" means angel), which puts an added interesting spin on the "Angels" themselves.

You think I didn't know that?

It's true that shito means "apostle" (actually more "heavenly messenger", but whatever), but it's clear that Anno and GAiNAX mean for it to translate into English as "Angel".

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-06-30 03:35pm

I want to burn the entire Earth. I WILL MAKE IT CLEAN AGAIN.

*runs off to The Archive and frantically reads that stuff to calm himself*

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-01 08:06pm

I saw this thread and had an urge to share it with Spanky.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-01 08:49pm

I ain't touching a Space Battles link...

You should know that by know, Xa.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-01 08:51pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I ain't touching a Space Battles link...

You should know that by know, Xa.

Be glad...that thing was babbling in the first post.

I didn't want to know the rest.