Keanu Reeves rich dialog in the Matrix

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-30 10:23am

Count the question marks. Jeezus. Unfortunately, the "101 reasons we hate the matrix" part of the site where I found this is down.

The Rich Dialogue of Neo
What?

What the hell?

Who is it?

Yeah, yeah.

You're two hours late.

You got the money?

Hold on.

You get caught using that....

Right.

My computer, it...

You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?

I can't, I have, uh, work tomorrow.

Yeah, sure, I'll go.

How do you know that name?

Who are you?

Trinity. THE Trinity? That cracked the IRS D-base?

Jesus.

I just thought, um... you were a guy.

That was you on my computer. How did you do that?

Of what?

Who is?

What is the Matrix?

Oh shit. Oh shit, shit.

Yes, Mr. Reinhart, perfectly clear.

Yeah, that's me.

Hello?

Morpheus.

Who's coming for me?

What, right now?

Oh shit!!

What the hell do they want from me?

How?

Okay.

What i- What if they?

How do you know all this?

No way! No way! This is crazy!

This is insane! Why's this happening to me?

Shit!

I can't do this!

Yeah. Wow, that sounds like a really good deal.

But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.

You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.

MMMmmmmMMmmPpphhHHhpHPHhpphphH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh God.

What are you talking about? What- what is happening to me?

Yes.

What the hell is this?

From what?

What?

Fine.

Why?

What is that thing?

UUUUUUUnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Christ, that thing's real????

It's an honor to meet you.

No.

Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

The Matrix.

What truth?

You did all this?

What does that mean?

It's cold... it's cold...

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Am I dead?

What are you doing?

Why do my eyes hurt?

Morpheus, what's happened to me? What is this place?

When?

Right now, we're inside a computer program?

This... this isn't real?

AI? You mean artificial intelligence?

No. I don't believe it. It's not possible.

Stop. Lemme out. Lemme out!! I want out!

Take this thing outta me. Take this thing outta me.

Don't touch me. Get away from me. Stay away from me. I don't believe any of you. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

I can't go back, can I?

For what?

You don't- you don't have any--?

Zion?

It's a city?

Where is it?

Jujitsu? I'm going to learn jujitsu?

Holy shit!

Hell yes. Hell yeah.

I know Kung Fu.

You're too fast.

I know what you're trying to do.

Whoa.

Okee-dokee. Free my mind.

Alright. No problem. Free my mind. Free my mind. No problem. Alright.

WHWOOAOAAoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaooa!!!!!!!

I thought it wasn't real.

If you're killed in the matrix, you die here?

I was...

This... this isn't the Matrix?

What are they?

Someone.

Why?

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

A squiddy?

EMP?

Sorry.

Is that...?

Do you always look at it encoded?

Sure.

EEooh.

Thanks for the drink.

Of who?

See who?

God.

I used to eat there. Really good noodles.

I have these memories from my life. None of them happened. What does that mean?

And an oracle can?

Did you go to her?

What did she tell you?

What?

So is this the same oracle that made the, um, prophecy?

The beginning?

And she knows what? Everything?

And she's never wrong?

She helped you.

What did she tell you?

What truth?

There is no spoon?

You're the oracle?

Yeah.

What vase?

I'm sorry.

How did you know?

Who?

Honestly, I don't know.

AAAAAAHHHHHH.

But what?

I'm not the one.

What?

Morpheus. He, uh, he almost had me convinced.

What do you mean, without him?

What?

Deja vu.

Nothing, just had a little deja vu.

A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.

Might have been, I'm not sure.

What is it?

No! No, Morpheus, don't!!

We can't leave him.

Is Morpheus alive?

I don't know, it just went dead.

You first.

What are they doing to him?

How much time?

Well what do they want?

Well there has to be something that we can do.

Stop.

I don't believe this is happening.

Does it? I don't know. I- This can't be just coincidence, it can't be.

The oracle, she told me this would happen. She told me that I would have to make a choice.

I'm going in.

I have to.

Morpheus did what he did because he believed that I'm something I'm not.

I'm not the one, Trinity. The oracle hit me with that too.

I'm sorry, I'm not. I'm just another guy.

Why?

I know that's what it looks like, but it's not. I can't explain to you why it's not. Morpheus believed something and he was ready to give his life for what he believed. I understand that now. That's why I have to go.

Because I believe in something. I believe I can bring him back.

What are you doing?

No you're not.

Guns. Lots of guns.

That's why it's going to work.

There is no spoon.

Trinity! Help!

Do what?

It wasn't fast enough.

Can you fly that thing?

Morpheus, get up. Get up, get up.

He's not gonna make it.

Gotcha.

Trinity.

Morpheus. The oracle, she told me I-

You first Morpheus.

But what?

So are you.

My name is Neo.

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell outta here!!

Oh shit.

Uh, help. Need a little help.

No.

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-30 11:04am

LMAO...damn his longest piece of dialogue is at the end.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-06-30 11:24am

He's the ONE folks, that means monosyllabic as much as possible. Jeez, you think people would understand the philosophy that the W brothers were dropping like bombs. We should only be so lucky that they deign to share with us their wisdom and insight and create such a stirriung and verbose character like Neo.

BTW this reminds me of the time that someone proved to me that Conan only said one line of dialogue to Valaria the love of his life in Conan the Barbarian. "Who are you?" Don't believe me? Watch the movie and be slack jawed stunned as I was.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-30 11:33am

That has less words than any of my grade 12 assigments.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-06-30 12:45pm

Stravo wrote: BTW this reminds me of the time that someone proved to me that Conan only said one line of dialogue to Valaria the love of his life in Conan the Barbarian. "Who are you?" Don't believe me? Watch the movie and be slack jawed stunned as I was.

Ah, but Conan and Valeria were speaking the language of l-o-v-e.

That there was hardly any dialog was one of the cool things about that movie.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-30 01:09pm

Stravo wrote:BTW this reminds me of the time that someone proved to me that Conan only said one line of dialogue to Valaria the love of his life in Conan the Barbarian. "Who are you?" Don't believe me? Watch the movie and be slack jawed stunned as I was.

That's just badass. We can only dream of being that badass.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-06-30 01:13pm

neoolong wrote:

That's just badass. We can only dream of being that badass.

It's the ultimate male fantasy. He's buff, he crushes his enemies, he bangs his girl, and she really doesn't care if they have long intimate discussions.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-30 01:23pm

Oh yeah.

The ultimate goal:
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

It doesn't get any better than that.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-06-30 01:49pm

neoolong wrote:Oh yeah.

The ultimate goal:
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

It doesn't get any better than that.

I think that was my favorite line in that movie.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-30 04:25pm

My name is Neo.

Thats not right! He said: My name... is Neo.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-06-30 04:27pm

Hey, did Smith have more lines than Neo? That rather longish monolgue describing the history of the Matrix may have pushed him over the top. (Unless we disocver that they have the exact same lines and Matrix fan whores will come crawling out of the walls talking about more hidden meanings by the W brothers

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willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-30 08:08pm

Stravo wrote:Hey, did Smith have more lines than Neo? That rather longish monolgue describing the history of the Matrix may have pushed him over the top. (Unless we disocver that they have the exact same lines and Matrix fan whores will come crawling out of the walls talking about more hidden meanings by the W brothers )

Sorry, brief departure, but a friend showed this to me regarding Reloaded...

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030515

I saw that comic before I saw the movie in the theatre and had to agree that, well... It had a very good point.

Long live Agent Smith!

EDIT - Of course this runs the inevitable risk of someone shouting "It's been posted here before shithead!" at me...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-30 08:09pm

willburns84 wrote:
Stravo wrote:Hey, did Smith have more lines than Neo? That rather longish monolgue describing the history of the Matrix may have pushed him over the top. (Unless we disocver that they have the exact same lines and Matrix fan whores will come crawling out of the walls talking about more hidden meanings by the W brothers )
Sorry, brief departure, but a friend showed this to me regarding Reloaded...

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030515

I saw that comic before I saw the movie in the theatre and had to agree that, well... It had a very good point.

Long live Agent Smith!

I'm sorry, I don't get it.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-30 08:12pm

YT300000 wrote:
willburns84 wrote:
Stravo wrote:Hey, did Smith have more lines than Neo? That rather longish monolgue describing the history of the Matrix may have pushed him over the top. (Unless we disocver that they have the exact same lines and Matrix fan whores will come crawling out of the walls talking about more hidden meanings by the W brothers )
Sorry, brief departure, but a friend showed this to me regarding Reloaded...
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20030515
I saw that comic before I saw the movie in the theatre and had to agree that, well... It had a very good point.
Long live Agent Smith!
I'm sorry, I don't get it.

I think this was prompted by the droning monologue by the architect in the Room of TV's. My brain, burned out the far too bloody long rave-orgy scene, started to drain out of my ears when the architect rambled on and on and on...

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-06-30 08:39pm

Oh, I hardly think the Architect's dialogue was that obtuse.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-30 08:47pm

Andrew J. wrote:Oh, I hardly think the Architect's dialogue was that obtuse.

After a long day working at customer service at a hardware store, four hours of sleep the previous night, and then sitting through a two and a half hour movie... Yes, at the time, it was rather obtuse for me...

That night, everything beyond the eye candy combat scenes went past me. I'll catch up when I either download it or get it on DVD and watch it again in a much more relaxed setting.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-30 08:48pm

Andrew J. wrote:Oh, I hardly think the Architect's dialogue was that obtuse.

Besides, that scene was livened up by [middle finger]FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!![/middle finger]

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-30 08:52pm

YT300000 wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Oh, I hardly think the Architect's dialogue was that obtuse.
Besides, that scene was livened up by [middle finger]FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!![/middle finger]

Possibly the high-point of Keanu Reeves (?spelling?) dialogue of the movie.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-30 09:00pm

willburns84 wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Oh, I hardly think the Architect's dialogue was that obtuse.
Besides, that scene was livened up by [middle finger]FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!![/middle finger]
Possibly the high-point of Keanu Reeves (?spelling?) dialogue of the movie.

And the best acting he ever did.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-30 09:12pm

Besides, that scene was livened up by [middle finger]FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!![/middle finger][/quote]
Possibly the high-point of Keanu Reeves (?spelling?) dialogue of the movie.

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And the best acting he ever did.

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Oh, is that what he does?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-30 09:42pm

willburns84 wrote:Oh, is that what he does?

As Maddox once said:
Reloaded would have been better if you replaced Keanu with a board of plywood with an angry face painted on. The important factor is the face. Without it, the acting is on the same level, except that Keanu is a little more stiff.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-30 10:01pm

So what, he can kill them men with an M16 firing into the floor! Forget the verbal skills.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-06-30 10:14pm

And various members of Zion's populace don't worship him for his ability as a communicator, either.

"He can do freaky shit in the Matrix."
"So, what's he like?"
"Kinda slow... Doesn't talk much. Fortunately."
"Oh."

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-30 10:15pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:So what, he can kill them men with an M16 firing into the floor! Forget the verbal skills.

Its the matrix not him.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-01 07:55am

Do you guys know that K. Reeves tied with Shatner for worst actor in "Grudge Match"? And while Conan thrashed Xena, Neo was crushed by the uberbunny, Bugs himself. Ponder these facts....................