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Howto open a pack of cigarettes

Posted: 2003-07-01 07:52am
by Faram

Posted: 2003-07-01 08:25am
by Boba Fett
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that was fucking great!!!

Posted: 2003-07-01 10:48am
by Xenophobe3691
um.....whiskey, tango, foxtrot...

Posted: 2003-07-02 12:56am
by Slartibartfast
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?

Posted: 2003-07-02 01:09am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
:lol: Wierd...

Posted: 2003-07-02 01:27am
by kojikun
Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
With a lighter :)

Posted: 2003-07-02 01:54am
by Slartibartfast
Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

Nananananaaa... Batmaaaan!

Posted: 2003-07-02 01:55am
by kojikun
Slartibartfast wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

Nananananaaa... Batmaaaan!
Hah? :?

Posted: 2003-07-02 01:58am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Slartibartfast wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

Nananananaaa... Batmaaaan!
But, if you're insisting that you torch the boat, then how will you get the fire? Or, are you trying to say something else. I'll go with kojikun: Huh?

Posted: 2003-07-02 02:05am
by kojikun
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:But, if you're insisting that you torch the boat, then how will you get the fire? Or, are you trying to say something else. I'll go with kojikun: Huh?
Its a PUN. Lighter - less heavy.

Posted: 2003-07-02 03:40am
by Slartibartfast
Yeah I stole it from a 60's Batman episode.