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As the question asks, when do you most often have sex? I tried to call my buddy up today around noon, and when I finally got a hold of her a couple hours later she told me she was getting frisky with her BF earlier on. That got me thinking and the result is this poll.

Evening...when I can

Evening... thats about it.

No sex for me. But, I do wack it at night and in the morning sometimes.

I'll split the fist whenever convenience and desire meet.

Morning.... what a way to wake up.

Kelly Antilles wrote:Morning.... what a way to wake up.

how do you do it? When i wake up im so tired. Well to each his own

thecreech wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Morning.... what a way to wake up.

how do you do it? When i wake up im so tired. Well to each his own

I've only been able to have sex in the morning upon waking up a couple times. The urge to take the morning pee means I go right to washroom as soon as I wake up, and I feel unclean & unsexy until I can freshen myself up. Now if I wake up early enough I can freshen myself up, eat, and have sex while it's still morning, but it's summer and I'm lazy so that doesn't happen. Most of my sex is in the afternoon or night.

se..x. What is that?

This thread should be very educational, as many people will try to use as many different ways to say "never" as possible.

Afternoons.

Last week the girlfriend woke me up at 3 in the morning for it. So its not a strict thing.

I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

That shouldn't stop anybody.

Anytime, as long as there's no one around.

irishmick79 wrote:

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

That shouldn't stop anybody.

Unless his high school is populated by girls who you can catch STDs from eye contact, like mine.

I could never do it in the morning. I just feel too tired when I wake up and I always have that dirty sweaty (unfresh) feeling. Night is usually the best time for me and Maria.

StarshipTitanic wrote:

irishmick79 wrote:

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

That shouldn't stop anybody.

Unless his high school is populated by girls who you can catch STDs from eye contact, like mine.

Or if the girls are all spoiled brats with enough make-up to match their body weight pound for pound...

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

That did stop anyone in high school that i knew

I believe I have made numerous posts in the past explaining why I have a higher chance of getting hit by lightning. But, they make good postcount boosters so . . . . nope, I don't have sex.

YT300000 wrote:I don't have sex.

I am a high schooler.

As am I.

Vorlon1701 wrote:Or if the girls are all spoiled brats with enough make-up to match their body weight pound for pound...

Which is the case.

No, for me to have sex I'm going to have to become a lot more intelligent/attractive/likable/witty.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:As am I.

High school, as in Junior High School. As in grade 9. As in 14. As in I really want to get laid.

You have nothing to bitch about. I'm gonna hit twenty in four weeks and I still haven't got laid and there are no prospects for me getting laid in the near future.

YT300000 wrote:

Illuminatus Primus wrote:As am I.

High school, as in Junior High School. As in grade 9. As in 14. As in I really want to get laid.

Oh.

I'm a junior.