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Well, I was thinking... We have the SuperMods, whom have their titles. But they're getting a bit old, don't you think? So, to make things more interesting, I'm proposing some new title suggestions for them to think about and possibly consider:

• David - Supreme Monkey Lord ==> Best.Mod.Ever. (Shameless, I admit )
• Dalton - Lord of the FUQ ==> Lord of the Dance
• Mr Bean - Lord of Irony ==> Lord of Ironing
• Master of Ossus - Darkest Knight ==> Drunken Knight
• Colonel Olrik - The Spaminator ==> The Flabinator
• Cpt Frank - Official SD.Net Evil Warsie Asshole ==> Official SD.Net Not-so-evil Warsie Asshole (who says SEGNOR has no benefits? *grin*)
• Crown - Sith Devotee ==> Finally Got a Custom Title
• Grand Admiral Thrawn - Ruthless Imperial Tyrant ==> Ruthless Imperial Servent
• Pablo Sanchez - Commissar ==> Dirty (thanks BotM! )
• Stormbringer - The Red Duke ==> The Red Duck
• Stravo - Official SD.Net Teller of Tales ==> Official SD.Net Seller of Tails
• The Yosemite Bear - Mostly Harmless Nutcase ==> Totally Harmless Nutcase
• Vympel - Spetsnaz ==> Sailor Boy

Some of these are better than others, I will admit. But hey, I tried. Suggestions welcome.

Now, for other suggestions of mine:

• Spanky the Dolphin - Third Children ==> Hush, Child (you know what I mean )
• Einhander Sn0m4n - Insane Railgunner ==> No Means No ( )
• Zaia - Fallen Angel ==> Flawless Angel (Again, shameless )
• Sea Skimmer - Sith Dark Templar ==> Tanker Wanker

And, you'll notice, I left you off, anarchistbunny. Now will you forgive me for the "Thumper Incident"?

The mods names are fine. Stop picking on them

thecreech wrote:The mods names are fine. Stop picking on them

But it's so much fun! Or are you trying to gain favor at the expense of my eventual doom?

RogueIce wrote:

thecreech wrote:But it's so much fun! Or are you trying to gain favor at the expense of my eventual doom?

I can not disclose that information as it might endanger my agents in the field (runs out of thread)

gj RI, some of those are pretty funny.

*runs before mods show up*

RogueIce wrote: Stravo - Official SD.Net Teller of Tales ==> Official SD.Net Seller of Tails

Stravo = pimp?

I won't ban you for now..

(I'll wait until I find out what a "Flabinator" exactly is..)

How about this.

RogueIce: Zaia's Zealot

Colonel Olrik wrote:(I'll wait until I find out what a "Flabinator" exactly is..)

It's something I think I heard from a bit back... Flab being excess fat, so the Flabinator would be the thing to kill it. I think it was Ah-nuld himself, but I don't remember exactly.

But hey, it sounded funny at the time.

And XaLEv, yes, indeed he is.

RogueIce wrote:

• Einhander Sn0m4n - Insane Railgunner ==> No Means No ( )

Colonel Olrik wrote:

I won't ban you for now..

(I'll wait until I find out what a "Flabinator" exactly is..)

I think it's based off of the popular "Hans and Frans" Saturday Night Live skit. Flab is a synonym for fat in English, so a Flabinator would be a fat destroyer.

Yeah, I don't get it either. And there's no way in hell I'm becoming Lord of the Dance

Touch my title and you will be gutted and eaten...



EDIT: Although "Hush, child." is pretty funny, I'll give you that.

Dalton wrote:Yeah, I don't get it either. And there's no way in hell I'm becoming Lord of the Dance

I was going for slightly changing the words, and it's all I could think of.

And why not? It would be so much fun! Admit it!

It's certainly better than Chia Pet. Not that I was gonna make fun of your beard or anything, of course, but, uh... I'll stop now.

Kelly Antilles wrote:How about this.

RogueIce: Zaia's Zealot

That has possibilities...

Anyway, hers was the only one I could think of that would only need a minor change and was fairly close to her name. But I have more:

• Kelly Antilles ==> The Goddess
• innerbrat ==> (Why fix what ain't broken?)
• jmac ==> The Instigator

I don't know the rest of the SD.Net females that well, so, they'd have to wait.

And be thankful I left Darth Wong out of this... Though maybe I'll think of one for him... How about...

• Darth Wong - Sith Lord ==> Just Like Yoda

Or would that get me banned?

How about RogueIce - RougeIce

Rye - Inquisitive Head Sized Citrus Fruit

how about all out: Dalton - Michael Flatley

and am i the only one that read olrik as "the sperminator"?

Stormbringer - The Red Storm.....Bringer

and i like the sea skimmer one but how about "wanker wanker" instead?

RogueIce wrote:

Dalton wrote:Yeah, I don't get it either. And there's no way in hell I'm becoming Lord of the Dance

I was going for slightly changing the words, and it's all I could think of.

And why not? It would be so much fun! Admit it!

It's certainly better than Chia Pet. Not that I was gonna make fun of your beard or anything, of course, but, uh... I'll stop now.

My beard gives me strength. Do not mock it.

As for Rye, you shall soon die!

Dalton wrote:My beard gives me strength. Do not mock it.

Is that like Samson and his locks of hair? If we shaved your beard, you'd lose your powers?

And really, it's all about "Chin Hair Envy." Really.

Olrik's to do list:

People to ban (tomorrow, at lunch time)
Rye

That is all.

RogueIce wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:How about this.

RogueIce: Zaia's Zealot

That has possibilities...

I am being ABSOLUTELY serious.

Kelly Antilles wrote:

RogueIce wrote:That has possibilities...

I am being ABSOLUTELY serious.

And you think I'm not?

Though I like the current one better.

EDIT: Fixed Quote

Well, at least my title hasn't been touched. I don't think.

Your shamelessness appalls even me, RogueIce.*shakes head*

RogueIce wrote:

• Stormbringer - The Red Duke ==> The Red Duck

Want a head start before I try and kill you. But just remember, run and you'll just die tired.

Now, I realy have to hunt down Beowulf for starting that in the first place.

Darth Yoshi wrote:Well, at least my title hasn't been touched. I don't think.

Well, now that you mention it...

• Darth Yoshi - Metroid ==> Meter Maid (Uninspired, but maybe I'll get something better later)

Darth Yoshi wrote:Your shamelessness appalls even me, RogueIce.*shakes head*

Which part? The ones where I offered compliments or the new titles totally?

Well i`m safe from Rogueice tampering...........i think.

Montcalm wrote:Well i`m safe from Rogueice tampering...........i think.

SD.Net's Garfield...nah...

But anyway, I said favorite Flame Warriors...so, yeah, you're safe.

Does that mean I'm not a favorite flamewarrior? Damn.