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In the how long was it thread, 56% of voters said they hadn't had sex yet.

So, in this forums grand tradition of lowering the quality of threads, I ask: what is the closest you have ever come to sex with another person.

Here is mine: I was playing water-polo. But the ball was really messed up, it floated, but half a metre below the surface of the water. I was my teams goalie, and I just stopped the ball. A girl on my team swims up to take the ball. She reaches for it.

Now, think back to Grade 6 science. Remember refraction, and how if you try to grab something underwater, you usually miss.

She missed the ball, and accidentally fondled me. You should have seen her face, it was truly hilarious.

What about your stories?

I'm sure that was fun

I have gone so far as oral sex...

Not even close.

But back in 8th grade I started to help a girl up off the ground during a PE soccer game. But for some reason I decided to switch from pulling her up by her hand to going behind her, grab around under her arms, and hoist her up with my arms under her breasts.

She was quite surprised by it and rather embarassed, I think...

Do I put "Not Applicable" because I am part of the lucky 44%?

Hmmm. Three feet with both me and girl still fully cloth? Do the chicken strips I was eatting at the time count as kinky?

YT300000 wrote:In the how long was it thread, 56% of voters said they hadn't had sex yet.

So, in this forums grand tradition of lowering the quality of threads, I ask: what is the closest you have ever come to sex with another person.

Here is mine: I was playing water-polo. But the ball was really messed up, it floated, but half a metre below the surface of the water. I was my teams goalie, and I just stopped the ball. A girl on my team swims up to take the ball. She reaches for it.

Now, think back to Grade 6 science. Remember refraction, and how if you try to grab something underwater, you usually miss.

She missed the ball, and accidentally fondled me. You should have seen her face, it was truly hilarious.

What about your stories?

This is almost embarassing. I was about to do the deed, but stopped, because I got too nervous and well, it was one of the most horrible pains I ever imagined.

I'm sure I'll get over both, but good Lord. I can't wait for the day when sex isn't such a grueling process for me. =/

Crimson Raine

Well, outside of a relationship...in a science lesson, i used to sit next to one of the hottest girls in existence (pm me if you want to know more, like a link to a pic) well anyway she dropped something on the floor and i went down to pick it up but she said "it's alright i'll get it" and she leaned to her left and downwards, so her head was in my crotch while she got the dropped rubber i think it was.

Heheheh, that was silly.

My high school's Spring dance. I was cuddling one girl, which probably made her leave early, and some less attractive girls offered to dance with me. There was a little touching, too. I still think I could have done better.

Ice "torture" and much tickling and caressing, with the help of my best friend, on another female friend. Nearly got her off twice.

I suppose I could count being in extremely close proximity to my girlfriend, alone, on several occasions. Such as after a date around a month ago, we basically sat in the car and talked for nearly an hour. The car was stuffy, I was horny and trying not to show it too much, and we were sitting right next to each other. It was only about 7 PM, though, and we were parked right next to her high school's tennis courts, with lights and plenty of people.

Another time was back in '99, when we were at summer camp together. We were both 15, and it was a slow, hot day with nothing going on at this point in the afternoon. So here we are, talking and walking around by the unused winter cabins and the creek... the only thing was that I noticed some of the counselors keeping an eye on us from a distance.

And there was also the hide-and-seek that same week. We went together to this hiding spot I'd found the year before; nice little place under a large laurel sumac bush, tucked away on the hillside adjacent to the creek. There were just two problems: 1) it was very cramped, and 2) she'd forgotten to bring something to cover up her red hair. Since I was wearing camo, we basically squeezed in to the spot so that I'd prevent her rather bright hair from standing out. Of course, that meant that we were lying right next to each other, face to face... and we couldn't make any noise.

As one of the lucky 44% I will add how close I came to getting into a threesome with two lesbians. We started off flirting in their apt and it was starting to get very intense, alot of groping and groaning involved when suddenly the other lesbian's room mate shows up with her pitbull and teh mood plummeted into the nether regions.

So close.....yet so far. What I would have given to get it on with two lesbians. DAMN.

Stravo, you're a credit to your avatar.

Might as well tell mine. May sound like bs but it really is true. Closest and the most action was with this one girl. We were messing around in several locations around the town where i live over the course of two days, I masturbated her during a wrestling ppv we bought and again the next day in a graveyard. Then later on that night, at a secluded spot, we really started to mess around with me even going down on her for my very 1st time with a girl. So things got hot and heavy and then she asked me to have sex with her. Me being the pessimistic person that I am, I turned her down due to me not having a condom at all. The next weekend I broke up with her due to the fact that I really had no feelings for her and didn't want to lead her on anymore. And also I've discovered that she lied to me about her age, she was 16 and I was 22. Didn't think that'll work at all. But since that wild weekend, I've had nothing even close to all that action.

Stravo wrote:As one of the lucky 44% I will add how close I came to getting into a threesome with two lesbians. We started off flirting in their apt and it was starting to get very intense, alot of groping and groaning involved when suddenly the other lesbian's room mate shows up with her pitbull and teh mood plummeted into the nether regions.

So close.....yet so far. What I would have given to get it on with two lesbians. DAMN.

I am of the lucky 44%

as for Stravo

Indeed...I feel your pain.

The closest I got was two girls I knew...one bi, one lesbian, got drunk and horny...we start going at it...the the Bi girl has her parents come home.

Believe me...the problem wasn't the parents(we were in her room it was her saying Hi mom when they entered from the downstairs front door that destroyed the mood so damn quick)

Stravo wrote:As one of the lucky 44% I will add how close I came to getting into a threesome with two lesbians. We started off flirting in their apt and it was starting to get very intense, alot of groping and groaning involved when suddenly the other lesbian's room mate shows up with her pitbull and teh mood plummeted into the nether regions.

So close.....yet so far. What I would have given to get it on with two lesbians. DAMN.

Dude, I'm a girl, for fuck's sake, and I would give you a high-five for that. Or maybe I'm just a pig.

At any rate, you're getting 3 goddamn cookies for that one. Good Jaeorb.

Crimson Raine

When I was going out with she who is now my ex, we'd been planning to have sex, I'd even bought the condoms and such, but there was some overthinking of the situation and I broke it off. (Don't ask.)

Lets see.... In first grade my friend Sabrina pulled down her pants a bit in class and showed me her package.

CrimsonRaine wrote: Dude, I'm a girl, for fuck's sake, and I would give you a high-five for that. Or maybe I'm just a pig.

At any rate, you're getting 3 goddamn cookies for that one. Good Jaeorb.

Crimson Raine

Pig? No, you're just a normal member of SD.net.

Well, there was a girl who made an offer once (I don't know if she was serious...I doubt it, but with her, could've been true). Alas, it was 2AM and I was home, and she lived kinda far away, and, well, it just didn't happen.

Time:Sometime in December, it was a Thursday (we got 3 day weekends, so it may as well be Friday) 1997

Place: Pontiac, Michigan, at this Charter High School (think High School and Vo-Tech's illegitimate bastard child) that i was going to. Lots of punks, stoners, sk8ers, and thugz; in other words, the kewl peepz. In all, it was a fun place. We would go to the local Salvation Army building in the middle of town for gym class/lunch/recess/etc etc etc.

Anyway to the story: Had a girl chase me INTO THE FUCKING BOYS' ROOM at School. She then proceeded to attempt to molest me right then and there.

I came out of the closet to the whole goddamn school three seconds later.



They seemed quite accepting about it too. (note: this is not sarcasm)

Being of the 44%, i'll tell you of my stupidity when about to score with a *really* hot asian chick that was into sci-fi. Virgin. Never been kissed.

Well, she started really getting hot with me. She was fondleing me, chewing on my ear, that sort of thing. I kissed her, (her first, unfortunatley for her ) and she whispered into my ear: "I want to fuck you right now" Of course, i was very turned on. But ol' mr brains kicked in, and i said: "Dont you think it's kinda wierd, since we've only known each other for like, 2 hours?" She said i was right, and that was that. I havnt spoken to her for a while. Meh. *TEAR*

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*snip*

fuck dude, I wish I had girls chasing me into locker rooms...

But the people didn't care about your sexual preference? wow. At my school anyone who said that they were gay (any MALE who said so, girls who acted lesbian were worshipped) would be immediatly shunned and shit..

SolidSnake wrote:Well, she started really getting hot with me. She was fondleing me, chewing on my ear, that sort of thing. I kissed her, (her first, unfortunatley for her ) and she whispered into my ear: "I want to fuck you right now" Of course, i was very turned on. But ol' mr brains kicked in, and i said: "Dont you think it's kinda wierd, since we've only known each other for like, 2 hours?" She said i was right, and that was that. I havnt spoken to her for a while. Meh. *TEAR*

Perhaps you made the right decision. When you're dealing with girls that like to screw it's a bit of a roll of the dice. Don't want to get the syph, do we? I think everybody should read Portnoy's Complaint...

Have never even been close to being close.

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*snip*

fuck dude, I wish I had girls chasing me into locker rooms...

But the people didn't care about your sexual preference? wow. At my school anyone who said that they were gay (any MALE who said so, girls who acted lesbian were worshipped) would be immediatly shunned and shit..

Eh, if you acted non-macho in front of the wrong people you got beaten up. It's like that at most high schools, but it thankfully gets better as life goes on.