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Matrix is the spawn of Bill Gates
Posted: 2003-07-07 12:28am
by Stuart Mackey
I have seen the latest Matrix and have come to the following conclusion
The matrix was designed by Microsoft
Neo is windows rot
The matrix must be reloaded every so often to fix a host of annoying bugs and slowdowns.
Posted: 2003-07-07 01:43am
by Slartibartfast
Posted: 2003-07-07 02:45am
by kojikun
now THAT is a matrix based movie i'd enjoy.
Re: Matrix is the spawn of Bill Gates
Posted: 2003-07-08 12:40pm
by Xon
Stuart Mackey wrote:I have seen the latest Matrix and have come to the following conclusion
The matrix was designed by Microsoft
Neo is windows rot
The matrix must be reloaded every so often to fix a host of annoying bugs and slowdowns.
Worse, its based on the Win9x kernal.
Posted: 2003-07-08 12:45pm
by Montcalm
So does it mean the agents are spams or viruses?
Posted: 2003-07-08 01:20pm
by YT300000
Montcalm wrote:So does it mean the agents are spams or viruses?
They are the spam filters. Who can easily go balistic and erase random bits of memory.
Posted: 2003-07-09 07:47am
by Darth Gojira
Told ya so!