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That is all.

Carry on.

We were so happy without you.

Glad to see you back here.

Never thought you left. ~Jason

yeah you need to go back ... welcome back

You were gone?

Was in Japan, I think.

Wow, I leave my location tag set for a few hours, and none of you point it out to me? Heh.

Oh, and... you're all bastards.

So you have returned from the most unearthly isle of Japen? You have brought the eye of eternity from mountain of the dragon of fire beyond the river of destiny I trust?

Sea Skimmer wrote:So you have returned from the most unearthly isle of Japen? You have brought the eye of eternity from mountain of the dragon of fire beyond the river of destiny I trust?

He probably brought back amountain of hentai...from the river of destiny...spirits gave it to him...you know how they do that sorta stuff...near the river....

*awkward silence*

Okaeri Didokun!

Welcome back dude, did Japan agree with you?

Who are you again?

Seriously, welcome and glad to see you in one piece, or at least some form resembling it.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:He probably brought back amountain of hentai...from the river of destiny...spirits gave it to him...you know how they do that sorta stuff...near the river....

*awkward silence*

Don't worry, Gnome old boy, I know which spirits you are talking about. There are some wacky spirits in Japan.

Gil Hamilton wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:He probably brought back amountain of hentai...from the river of destiny...spirits gave it to him...you know how they do that sorta stuff...near the river....

*awkward silence*

Don't worry, Gnome old boy, I know which spirits you are talking about. There are some wacky spirits in Japan.

As long as tentacles are involved, I'm cool with it.

Darth Yoshi wrote:As long as tentacles are involved, I'm cool with it.

Well, the spirits don't give those anymore, but I understand any good Japanese pet store sells baby naughty tentacles. If you train them right, they make great gifts.

*THREAD HIJACK*



I'm back too. Was gone 5 days but no one should have noticed anyways, but I'll still tell ya. What I miss?

Gil Hamilton wrote:Well, the spirits don't give those anymore, but I understand any good Japanese pet store sells baby naughty tentacles. If you train them right, they make great gifts.

You mean I need money now? Shit...

anarchistbunny wrote:*THREAD HIJACK*



I'm back too. Was gone 5 days but no one should have noticed anyways, but I'll still tell ya. What I miss?

Oh, all sorts of things. The mass orgy where six playboy bunnies logged on a webcam and made out in front of all of us, Mike conceding that DarkStar was right in a debate, the Forever War (as detailed in the book of the same name by Joe Haldeman) came and went, Peppermint Pattie from Peanuts logged on and then whipped it out, Marina pulled of a mask and turned out to be an Evil Marina from the future and then had an epic Battle of the Bands contest with the Real Marina... and that just scratches the surface of all that happened in those five days.

Darth Yoshi wrote:You mean I need money now? Shit...

You can try catching them wild, but that's just asking for an ass full of tentacle.

No, I didn't get any hentai, but one guy on the trip... that is literally all he bought... the authorities weren't too happy when we were re-entering the US...

I have plenty of pics, but they need to be developed. Will make an A&P thread when ready.