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Cruelty to the mentally impaired
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:10am
by kojikun
This is just a little post I made. It started like this: some dipshit posted to their Live Journal that their parents are kicking them out, whine whine sob sob. Ok, that sucks, but they post it in the worst and stupidest way possible. Here, I quote:
Stupid Dipshit aka gawthikpunk wrote:my rents r meen
okay guess wat? this is wat hapenned today i got into a fite with my rnets becuz there making me move out by agust and im not redy yet butt i have to becuz my bros moved out when they were 18 and im a 19 so i have to. butt i have no plase to go or no jonb adn noone will hire me yet becuz oi dun have any experence so i will ahve to get some 1st. anyway we have a garag and im gona move in there secret becuz there it is where we ekeep all are junk so there is a matres in there and i will fit rite in
anf for food i decieded to sneek in wen they r gone so im not scared no more
and i am a ltitle happy becuz i lost wait! all i have aten in the last 3 days were a orenge, animal crakers, and lots of water and it is wrking
wen u set goles and put ur mind to htem it really works! okies latah guys
So I try to read through this mess of letters, trying to make out atleast one coherent sentece in what seems to be the aftermath of a tornado striking a dictionary publishing house. Much to no ones surprise I can't even get to the end of the first sentence. I responded as such:
Koji, god of all that is awesome and great wrote:What is wrong with you? Are you incapable of spelling a single word properly? Wait, now. I'm sorry, you spelled "I" correctly. Did you miss the SPELL CHECK that Live Journal can automatically perform for you before posting? Perhaps your parents should be sending you to elementary school instead of out into the real world, because I tend to agree with you: You are ill prepared for the life you face out there. It's quite clear you will never get a job, since there's absolutely no possibility a mentally retarded idiot such as yourself could have even graduated from high school let alone get an education. But don't worry, flipping burgers isn't that bad a job. And if you're thinking you'll get into a college, guess what? You have to pass various tests such as the ACT before you can even begin to attempt entry into college. And then there are the entry exams. So shut your mouth, stop complaining, and BAG MY GROCERIES because that's exactly what you'll be doing for the rest of your pathetic misspelled life. Asshole.
Yes, I know, I'm a prick. I take pride in that fact.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:15am
by LT.Hit-Man
Hehehe
Well done.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:16am
by Xenophobe3691
Wow. Thank God my Dad vowed to never, ever kick me out of the house (as long as I was self sufficient, that is.) I feel for the kid, but seeing as how he can't even get grammar correct on the damn LiveJournal, I'm starting to see why his parents kicked him out. I wouldn't wanna keep a delinquent in my house either.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:17am
by Darth Garden Gnome
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:18am
by Frank Hipper
Good work, koji!
BTW, I thought "rents" went out of fashion ten years ago.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:30am
by kojikun
I can't believe I'm reading this. Look at this arguement:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/gawthi ... ead=464448
.. My brain just tried to rip my eyeballs back through the optic nerve holes to prevent anymore suffering.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:32am
by XaLEv
bigmacattack39 wrote:Mmmm... cunt... ::licks lips::
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:35am
by kojikun
XaLEv wrote:bigmacattack39 wrote:Mmmm... cunt... ::licks lips::
My brain hurts from the whole exchange. I hope there are proper facilities for people this remarkably stupid. Preferably facilities where you are given a nice room with a view from inside a gas chamber.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:36am
by LT.Hit-Man
Hmmm looks like I have me a new playmate.
Hehehehehe
Thanks for the link
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:52am
by Darth Yoshi
GAH! Make the horrid spelling stop!!!
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:56am
by LT.Hit-Man
Darth Yoshi wrote:GAH! Make the horrid spelling stop!!!
I would if I could but right now I don't have the $$ to sign in.
This sucks
Posted: 2003-07-09 01:02am
by XaLEv
Darth Yoshi wrote:GAH! Make the horrid spelling stop!!!
Just ignore the bad spelling and look at the females talking about autocunnilingus.
Posted: 2003-07-09 01:05am
by kojikun
XaLEv wrote:Just ignore the bad spelling and look at the females talking about autocunnilingus.
LOL
Thats the best part of the entire thing, and I don't even find it interesting.
Posted: 2003-07-09 01:05am
by Shinova
He's the guy who claimed he was getting kicked out and all, right?
At first I felt a little sympathetic. But that's before I read the whole exchange.
Now I'm kinda glad he's doing all he can to not join the real workforce (jobs that count)
Posted: 2003-07-09 01:58am
by XaLEv
Maybe you should invite some of them over here. They sound like they would fit in.
Posted: 2003-07-09 02:02am
by Spanky The Dolphin
XaLEv wrote:Darth Yoshi wrote:GAH! Make the horrid spelling stop!!!
Just ignore the bad spelling and look at the females talking about autocunnilingus.
I don't think that's possible without either being a contortionist or breaking both your neck and back in several places...
Posted: 2003-07-09 02:05am
by XaLEv
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
I don't think that's possible without either being a contortionist or breaking both your neck and back in several places...
A pity.
Posted: 2003-07-09 02:12am
by kojikun
hey, buckup XaLEv, autofellatio is possible!
'
and autocun probably is possible, just hard. some guys CAN get their full penises up to the base into their mouths, which is very close to where a vagina would be, so..
Posted: 2003-07-09 02:14am
by Companion Cube
Hah.
Posted: 2003-07-09 02:25am
by Exonerate
God, what a moron. I've seen second graders who have better spelling and grammar than him.
I think the quizzes he took are enough. 95% moron... Heh.
Its hard to believe people this stupid are out there...
Heh, saw somebody's comment.
Are you an American, or a person who lives in an English-speaking country?
If you are, you should be very depressed since you have the English faculties of a reasonably intelligent monkey.
If you're like, French or something you should just be depressed because you're a fucking moron. If you're actually French you should just shoot yourself in the head.
im soooo soz i sed taht to u, but u r teh stoopidist girl ive evar seene!!!
Posted: 2003-07-09 02:56am
by Hamel
It called bigmacattack39 a dyke, and when asked what one was, it said "u ur mom dad granma granpa"
roofles
Posted: 2003-07-09 07:34am
by Darth Gojira
I did that all the time, my old school was full of psychos. Come to think of it, so is my high school.
Posted: 2003-07-09 12:37pm
by DPDarkPrimus
I want to teach this kid spelling, the hard way. By beating her over the head with a dictionary. I'm thinking full 20-volume Websters will do.
Posted: 2003-07-09 01:32pm
by Zaia
Some LJ Bonehead wrote:EW U FUCKING PERV GOTO HELL AND IDED !!!!!!!!!
Yeah! Go to hell and ided! Ided, I tell thee! IDED!!!!!!!
Oh, and I have a LiveJournal account, so I can respond. BWAHAHAH!!!
Edit: And I've done just so.
Posted: 2003-07-09 05:11pm
by Kelly Antilles
*blink*
I think my brain locked up. Why do children these days write like they all learned from Huk'd on Foniks? Shows you how brilliant the school systems are in the US. They allowed something like that to go through school and most likely graduated!